/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>sit down at a resteraunt
>jacked waiter looks like a bro
>"hey buddy"

you better put salt in the water, and you better not put oil in the water, or else

where do i start?

>>16052781
I hate soyjak pictures!!!! aaaaaaa

One of my worst experiences cooking was when I cut up a bunch of brown habeneros, washed my hands with soap, went to the toilet and left with my penis burning, washed my hands with soap again, ate lunch and then washed my hands 3 more times afterwards
Around 1 hour later my hands just started burning non stop, it was so excruciating that I couldn't concentrate and it wouldn't go away no matter what I did so that I thought I had some weird nerve disease or something and began to panic
Soaked my hands in milk but it didn't help, washed it with detergent and it didn't help
Used an ice pack and it barely helped
Ended up leaving my hand in a bath of ice until I could go to bed and I just tried my best to ignore the pain while I was trying and failing to fall asleep
Was not a fun experience, gl op

i dont drink water, i prefer energy drinks and soda

Yes.

if you put other ingredients on a grilled cheese then its a melt not a grilled cheese

>>15912811
do not!!!!!

>>15898463
OK for the MILLIONTH TIME....thats NOT a GRILLED CHEESE its a MELT, if it has ANYTHING other than CHEESE on it, then it's simply NOT a grilled cheese

no it doesnt

where do your order your anchovies on a knife from? never been to an eating-establishment that served that

>>15862233

>Eat Indian food
>Shit blood
Like clockwork

>>15487451
>>15487452
Yamero

wapanese shills, yea. thai food is a lot better

>>15248509
Sorry we dont cook sht that was perviously in cans

>mfw I make a really clever and original wojakpost but nobody else likes or appreciates my contribution to /ck/

spring rolls and egg rolls

chicken balls

>>15111391
>>15111417

it's pronounced like "bark's", the R and Q look like that because it's in cursive, so STOP mispronouncing it!!

>>15071774
>nobody cares
>nobody

>>14046399
Both are fucking terrifying birds
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rrsrjYywY6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nOPVVdg8noc