/ck/ - Food & Cooking

Alright OP here's a great way to make some actual whipped cream
>throw a metal bowl in the freezer
>invite Jamal over
>let him fuck your girlfriend because you're a cuck
>collect the bulls creampie out of you're whore with the chilled bowl
>mix on low at first as to not waste any of the good stuff
>once slightly thickened, ramp up the speed
>add powdered sugar to taste
>whip until desired consistency is achieved

That's how you'll make the best whipped cream you'll ever have, and you can enjoy it on your ice cream on Friday when Jamal is fucking your girlfriend

And that will be the last time you try to overcomplicate obscenely easy tasks

>>11352787
>he doesn't actually cook

>>11259462

>macro

When will lel leddit learn?

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Signalling_theory

>>11194262
>mfw Americans think about whatever irrelevant shithole you live in so little that they can't even point to it on a map.

>>11188541
>hasn't been to Japan
>thinks he's allowed an opinion on sushi

desu people who make a big stink about having to cook something vegan are usually just shit cooks who use meat as a silver bullet ingredient because they don't know how to make anything taste good without it

cooking with meat is cooking on easy mode

t. not even a vegetarian but can actually cook

>he still puts pepperoni on his pizza
18+ board, come back in 12 years kiddo

>>9795844
>safari

>>9690423
>posts hipster seattle gin with label simulating someone writing the batch

>>9686177
I bet you believe in the sugar rush too.

>>9616416
>quality goods

>>9547058
Stop posting Porn, Anon.

>>9439077
>he takes coffee with his milk

>>9460833
>He doesn't know
https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/harvesting-palm-oil-and-rainforests/

>>9400761
How do you feel knowing the fact that your ancestor was a tard and probably stole a cow and was forced to live in a shitty penal coloney

>>9109283
>2 months

>>9010863
>shuttlecock

>>8901238
>Not drinking Gentoo cola

>>8882984
>>8883678
>getting this mad at memes on an alcoholic fast food and ramen cooking forum

Lmao @ ur life my man

mfw normies call vegetable salads "Anti Pasta"

>>7178885
I'm sure private race tracks will continue to cater to you after driving on public roads is banned.