/ck/ - Food & Cooking

if avocado is a fruit, why is it not sweet.
if avocado is a vegetable, why does it grow in trees?
having said that, Indians from india think is bland and I'm thankful for that. Why? Imagine having to meet the avocado just for Indians alone. Then there are the Ginese who are buying avocado for their middle class. Most of the avocado they get is from Chile, where they call avocado Palta.
So, if we call it guac and we make guacamole, do Chileans call it paltamole?
I don't know, the whole world is going insane for me because I can't afford my avocadoes and habaneros here in Yucatan. I rather buy meat than an avocado because expats from canada, u.s.a and europe settle here in Merida and have rose the prices of these 2 products by %1000 percent. They also like to drink coronas so I'm stuck drinking tecate. I know corona is not that good of a beer for european standards since it's like 4.5% alcohol, so I don't understand why they drink it alot. Gringos, Europeans and North Americans, like to get drunk during these days, eat guac on tacos to calm their munchies. Fucking never ending cycle. Wors than fucking junkies

>>15573656
I just see cheese and are those beans?
It looks good for a burrito/enchilada

>>15573051
sorry, this reply was meant for you >>15573081

>>15573047
the texture is a bit slimy,like when you lick a cactus.... they taste like clovers

rate my breakfast
>alaches
>tortillas
>beer

>>15563200
look at their fucking shoes... they look like they got them from the holohoax memorial museum

you can come to my house if you like.

>>15561430
meat is actually making you gayer, balder and stupid. kek

>>15561322
Yeah, there are places where the food sucks as well, but is more common to find shit tacos in central and northern mexico than in southern mexico. Armadillo tastes like pork desu

prove it

that's gae and homosexual

>>15561182
>>15561280
>>15561298
Only southern state cook mexican food nowadays. States like Baja, Sinaloa, Jalisco, Chihuahua are more into tex-mex / american food.

>>15561233
goes well on micheladas

>>14610004
Shitty recipe. you can tell because he is taking so long lol

everyone here is correct - your recipe is fucking shit

>>14214600
>I imagine old gum stuck in a park bench tastes better than the rice and beans you eat every single day of your life
almost as good as my moms rice and dad's beans ...i coook everything else better than them, though

Mexican stuff, how do they do it so good for so cheap always?

also /pol/ is wrong thread

>>8783140
Idk

>>8783141
I'm not small limes are the best

>>8783137
No

>>8783138
Beans cheese guacamole and pickles

>>8783127
I'm the head chef

>>8783059
Mama red tomatos

Small limes

>>8783062
Refried bean

>>8783047
Im a chef though

>>8783034
Not really

>>8783035
It's just my lunch
I cook it in the oven and use salsa

>>8783038
Mexican apple pie

I'm an authentic mexican chef. AMA.