/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19678402
I saw one at a McDonalds in Slovenia, but it was just standing around, not doing anything in particular

>>19678402
No. We still have sex here

>>19678551
>>19678552
based shitskins saving the waiting staff jobs

>>19678402
Yes. In Malaysia, the Mamak (Indian Muslim) joints are the pioneers of new tech. They were the first to adopt robots, online ordering, ipads for waiters, tvs and projrectors, free wifi (even earlier than Starbucks). Reason being the cutthroat competition for Southern Indian food, which is our version of the neighbourhood "pub".

>>19679816
the one I had at a korean bbq place had table numbers eith strows designating which tray you were supposed to grab, it was confusing at first, but after the wait staff came over and yelled at us in gibberish I think we got it.

>>19678943
Sounds like you need some dad beans.

>>19678996
Idk what that means but thank you anon

>>19678374
Small pans makes your meat look bigger

they are a total meme.
some people say they are healthier since they raise the meat above the fat that comes out of it, but that would require you to believe the dietary fat = unhealthy meme

I always assumed that food sticks to it less easily since there's less direct contact

>>19682831
Nigger, you literally mix it all up and dump it in the machine and it does all the work for you.

25-30 minutes tops and you get ice cream with real ingredients and avoiding goyslop

Health>Wealth

>>19679072
>errm, my mommy bought me a nice cake for my birthday, that's why I had to go out of my way to stuff my fat fucking face with ice cream, I hate her!!
ok, lardo. keep blaming other people for your own failings, that's how you get ahead in life.

>>19682866
A: I'm 175 lb at 5'11", I'm not really fat
B: She didn't buy me "a nice cake", she bought me $100 worth of cake. It was like 20 slices of expensive cake which was mail ordered to my house without warning. It was excessive, she knows about my diet

>>19683619
Cake freezes well thats a great gift especially for a fatass.

>>19684132
>Hey buddy, I heard you're an alcoholic so I made sure to get you 6 bottles of scotch for your birthday
>What do you mean you don't want it? Ungrateful cunt. If you don't want to drink it now you can just keep it on the shelf until you do want it

>>19678336
Bro you sound like the cringe kid in class

>>19678336
I learned to run a giant printing press by simply saying
>I know how to do it but
>Please show me how exactly *you* want me to do it
Every single thing I wrote down best I could. People like it when you take serious notes of what they're telling you. I also studied the notes and every day I would present maybe three questions. I lied to get the job but I kept the job because I could adapt.

>>19678336
I laugh. Good one anon.
But they're experienced cooks probably and therefore have already heard the poaching joke a million times.

>>19678336
Think about it, you raised morale, probably for a long time as they joke about you behind your back, and all you lost was tons of respect from your coworkers

You’re a hero

>>19678563
all part of the long game

>>19679060
Really? Nice. I'll make sure to drink some before fucking my girl, it'll really help me get in the mood

>>19679060
What a Chad.

>>19679060
LOL, the idea that a negress wouldn't voluntarily fuck a chad, rich, White, President of the United States of America... is ABSURD!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>19678648
American. It was the 1990 beaucastel hommage and it was remarkably delicious.

>>19679060

>>19678286
people have been drinking bubbly drinks for decades to steadily increasing life expectancy. the "medical authorities" are just looking for scapegoats for the recent population cull.

>>19678543
>the "medical authorities" are just looking for scapegoats for the recent population cull.
Why am I still stuck in the damn traffic then

>>19678544
Because the living haven't stopped driving

>>19678546
When will they stop

>>19678286
You're not cheating god, you're cheating your animal brain fine-tuned to seek out particular nutrients. Also aspartame is fine for you.

>>19680252
you can't just throw the equivalent of a peacock developing longer feathers together with the wolf who is stronger so gets to lead the pack. luxury in itself is unnatural, if you think about it. to be precise, luxury is not a display of strength but of status. which always requires inequality. the problem with luxury is that it assigns status to random things that nobody really wants just because they are scarce and expensive and signal status. and the more this progresses, the more removed these symbols are from any actual human needs and wants, the more empty and andbstract and meaningless they become. and that, in my humble opinion, is very feminine and gay
>every culture in human history has done so
to quote >>19679863
>this says a lot about society
>and yet we live in one
>>19680257
certainly not because they can afford to drip cotton candy into coffee

>>19680438
If your antlers get so big you die then you can't exactly court females, can you?

>>19679713
shit bait

>>19678422
>sip coffee
>give myself a coffee enema in the middle of the cafe
>eat cotton candy
are you trigger libtards?

>>19680468
fairly small amount of bait for an average person

>>19678339
>>19680209
Don't know what variety it was. A few years ago 8 just remembered cutting down potatoes up and putting them in the ground.

I just leave it over the winter here and after winter there are always potato's in the patch lol. (I do leave the soggy rotting ones in there)

I ended up eating them and I'm fine

the loathsome potato eater

>>19678229
Did you grow them on some ancient Indian burial ground?

>>19678229
Just a bit of rust, nothing to worry about.

>>19678283

Throw it in the blender with some of that ice and make a smoothie.

Usually in fish soup you go the opposite route and rely solely on the fish to create a nice broth with not too many flavourings. Sea bass isn't as good as a bottom fish or something but it can make alright soup. If you want to take the effort you can fillet it, make a good broth from the bones and head, strain, and add the fillets at the end. Just boiling the fish works too if you feel like picking bones on your plate.

>>19679123
Is he okay?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BvG46EWuH9E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BaXs4MHRw_g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Vi0s-u-SM0

Toss the veg in some tomato paste, salt, pepper and a very small amount of olive oil if you have said ingredients. Remove the gills, eyes and fins on the branzino, throw everything on a sheet tray and roast at 400-450 (you know your oven best). Throw it in a pot with some water and just treat it like stock. You know, let it cook down, strain it.

>>19678176
wire brush and elbow grease.
/thread

>>19680717
Both are poison, but brake cleaner actually works

lye bath or electrolysis like the other guy said. or oven cleaner in garbage bag

>>19678176
Are you sure that is just caked on shit? It almost looks like subsurface rust corruption.
Good luck cleaning, post more pics of your progress.

>>19681013
It looks like just massively caked on whateveritis. I'll give it a shot this weekend and post before and afters with the other pan I found at the house. The other one is a Wagner 1891 which, while not vintage, is still USA made, not warped, and a nice pan especially for just a couple of bucks.

>>19678174
there is something terribly wrong with your balls.

>>19678079
Just walk to the shop and buy some then?

>>19678079
I'm not even racist but is every NPC in the game a nig..I mean black?

>>19678799
What game?

>Square cup
the future is grim

>>19677994
Propane? You mean grilling.

>>19678118
Barbecue is grilling over burning wood or a fire pit, on direct heat. Only in America it has become synonymous with smoking on low heat.

>>19677994
I don't know, but I like both my grill and smokers

>>19678013
No cleaning dishes
Its the only reason I want one personally

>>19678300
But cleaning the thing is even worse. You should buy a dishwasher instead

>>19677992
Post pic and timestamp of you eating it.

>>19677992
Fake a tummyache and take the secret to your grave

>>19677992
and then everyone clapped

>>19678090
this is one of those reddit screencap threads.

>>19679928
No

>>19679928
yes

>>19677989
>try to take a bite
>nuts all over the floor

waiter! i'll have what he's having!

>>19679928
In two weeks.

>>19677989
deez nutz

>>19677979
I played it, game was pretty fun. The kid was kind of a chud and waited until he was a full grown man to stop being a little bitch though

>ah yes, Indian "cuisine"

I do appreciate the efficiency. Just cut out the middle-man.
>If you're gonna have diarrhea...then just *have* diarrhea!

>>19678073

North Indian food is the dairy heavy one

Rare /ckv/ crossover. I saw a good review for it in Edge, I'll play it when it ends up in a humble bundle for 50p.

It all starts with a well churned Chombassa. You've really got to mix the curds into the Chombassa melange well, or your cream is gonna come out sad and lumpy like old socks left in the washer for to many cycles. If that's the kind of bitch cream you bastards want then heck go right ahead and make it. I won't stop you. But when the party starts a rockin and everyone starts gawkin at the half baked sludge of a half mixed Chombassa mix running down your shirt, you're gonna wished you listened to little old me and made yourself a well mixed cream.

Ok. So where do we begin with the Chombassa? Well first you need to buy some premium Chombassa from the store, and I mean the good stuff. Not that cheap dairy free, gluten tolerant, half dried bullshit from free range hickvile. No, I'm talkin gluten intolerant, high protein, limited fiber asskicking Chombassa from the farmers market. Fresh picked and violently squeezed by REAL hands, FARMING hands. If it still looks green or purple then it's not ready, and the farmer fucked up with the picking part of his job. Get the Chombassa that's still fresh and alive. I wanta hear it scream when I'm giving it the stir-stir-stir of it's leafy little life.

Next thing I'm gonna tell you to do, and you're gonna do cause I said so is put the Chombassa into the last it'll ever lay eyes on and whisper a soft prayer. Take whatever blunt instrument makes you feel more like an animal and beat that bowl. Forget about the Chombassa, it's the bottom of the bowls blood you're after the Chombassa is just in your way. I want you to think of that bowl as the son of a bitch who siphoned your gas, that bowl just took ten percent of your life savings and blew it all on the drug that most offends your sensibilities, that bowl just shared a beer with the president of the USDA and someones gotta make him pay. If you're a mean enough motherfucker then by the time you stop seeing red you've made the creamiest Chombassa cream this side of hell.
Congratulations.

Next thing I'm gonna tell you to do, and you're gonna do cause I said so is put the Chombassa into the last bowl it'll ever lay eyes on and whisper a soft prayer. Take whatever blunt instrument makes you feel more like an animal and beat that bowl. Forget about the Chombassa, it's the bottom of the bowls blood you're after the Chombassa is just in your way. I want you to think of that bowl as the son of a bitch who siphoned your gas, that bowl just took ten percent of your life savings and blew it all on the drug that most offends your sensibilities, that bowl just shared a beer with the president of the USDA and someones gotta make him pay. If you're a mean enough motherfucker then by the time you stop seeing red you've made the creamiest Chombassa cream this side of hell.
Congratulations.

>>19677967
"soul food"

Anon finds about about marketing and trends

>>19678237
>"soul food"
OP should rename his food cart to "The Itis" and deep fry EVERYTHING in lard. Also, sprinkle some MSG and psyllium husks on the finished product, and only offer seed oil and little packets of salt as condiments.
Advertise it as "good for the soul," and don't mention calories anywhere.

>>19678436
you want to freeze them as fast as possible.
that means put your freezer at max a few hours before you put in meat.
remember that if you put several kilos of meat at once in it, this is going to make the freezing process much slower, and this is not good. (check the freezer's manual, it should say how many kilos you can put at once)
Also, try to remove as much surface wetness from your meat before you put it in your freezer.
some like to also vaccumseal the meat. this is also a texture killer.
Also, you need to know how to thaw the meat. this should always be done in the fridge, or somewhere quite cold like a fridge. This should be done slowly.
just follow those advices, and I guarantee the meat will suck less. It still is going to be frozen meat so it's never going to be like something never frozen, but it can be quite close

>>19678117
>Keep in mind I'm a HVAC tech, not a science man,
Gotta disagree with you there.
HVAC does require science, and the ability to parse scientific info.
You should have the ability to read papers on the subject and understand them--or at least have the ability to look further into the aspects you don't understand...until you do.
Don't sell yourself short, anon.
Also, as pertains to meat, since the actual breaking down of nutrients is often done in tandem with your gut flora,(some of which is IN the meat,) and freezing only slows down but doesn't stop degradation of the original cells, I'd have to think that a little bit of rot,(breakdown,) would actually facilitate bio-availability of nutrients.
It's the foods that WON'T rot you should be worried about.

>>19677941
Cellular degradation occurs when freezing and thawing so it happens twice
The best meat is fresh never frozen
After that you have blast freezer, as the meat has least time to be damaged in the freezing process
After this you may well have everyday freezing where the time it takes to freeze in a household freezer with somewhat damaged the integrity of the original freshness, repeated thawing isn't going to any righteous favors
Taco shops the good ones know to stay fresh never frozen whenever possible

>Does meat lose nutritional value when frozen for a while in your freezer?

>>19677941
>Does meat lose nutritional value when frozen for a while in your freezer?
no not even a little.

it will start to go rancid after about 1 year. but no it will not lose any nutrition.

>>19678032
I assume you already have a hefty collection, just copy some onto a thumb drive for him

>>19678044
That's an idea. Not a great one, but really he should get his own and learn.

>>19678027
Morgana Muses. She used money from her divorce settlement to fund her art porn career.

>>19678055
I'd be more interested if a little girl did all that and called it art and free expression. The days are coming.

>>19677997
I don't know what I expected