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14370118 No.14370118 [Reply] [Original]

>adds a little bit of nutmeg

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>> No.14370221

He makes alot of dishes that will help me survive when im homeless next month.

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>spits cayenne in your LARPing face

>> No.14370237

I saw this guy at a klan rally on tv one time.

>> No.14370286

He was probably the only non-fed present

>> No.14370321

Start making as much pemmican as you can now.

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14370002 No.14370002 [Reply] [Original]

Opinions on Naturdays?

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>> No.14370159

I think you should take this stupid ass thread and shove it up your ass.

>> No.14370191

Enjoyable while outside on a hot day. Terrible if you're actually trying to get drunk.

>> No.14370612

Doesn’t give me hangovers as bad as I expected given the sugar.

>> No.14370777

>drinking beer
As opposed to what other kinds of beer?

>> No.14370808

They mean drinking as in the act of drinking.

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14369996 No.14369996 [Reply] [Original]

Why are Beyond Burgers so FUCKING BASED bros?

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>> No.14370557

>vegetable derivatives
>not processed

>> No.14370572

i don't get why people just don't eat black bean burgers which are already so fucking delicious on their own that sometimes i opt for one instead of a regular burger

oh right, investors sunk way too much cash into it that they now have to shill on a Mongolian underwater basket weaving forum

>> No.14370573

gay is a choice anon

>> No.14370608

>fake Frankenstein meat isn't highly processed garbage
Wew lad

>> No.14370629

Fat? No. Unhealthy? I have no clue, but from my most recent blood tests (2 years ago kek) I was in the "normal" range.

Right? They're so desperate that they deploy this shit to what? Burger King? Then the chain "restaurant" cooks it to hell where cross-contamination is still the norm (trust me, I've tried it there, too, and it was underwhelming). I'm not vegan, but it does kinda bother me that there was no indication the burger is cooked in the same place they cook meat.

This seems like another venture capital fail. Not as monumentally stupid as Juicero, but it's an underwhelming product that's just too expensive.

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14369987 No.14369987 [Reply] [Original]

>try biscuit for the first time
>expecting cookie
>it’s actually cracker
whata fuckman?

>> No.14370283

You should get the chocolate one.

>> No.14370288

Chocolate digestives are the best.

>> No.14370541

>>it’s actually cracker
Imagine being this retarded.

>> No.14371219

that bitch! she's just taken one of my biscuits

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14369966 No.14369966 [Reply] [Original]

I just realized something. We could solve obesity in ten years if we ran a campaign telling people that eating salad triggers the libs. Why hasn't this been tried before?

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>> No.14371236

But salads don't trigger the libs....... Big beautiful burgers and steaks do.

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Because Democrats largest voting blocks are fat and stupid

>> No.14371259

>Fox News is extreme right


>> No.14371264

Holy shit why are black people so obese?

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14369958 No.14369958 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]


Please join the official /ck/ chat k?

>no jannies
>all messgaes encrypted and auto deleted after 7 min
>based community

See you there frens


>> No.14369964

Dial 8

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14369957 No.14369957 [Reply] [Original]

Thoughts? One of my favorite shows.

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>> No.14370705

I support him because he's a redhead.

BUT, his gritty newage image sadly shows the degradation of modern society within the West and what appeals to them. I honestly wish ReviewBra would get his own classy show. He's a dapper gent

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>> No.14370708

>Let's purposefully be crass/unwanted, that'll make us unique!
Worst trend

>> No.14370709

why would i watch a fat man waddle around eating food when i can just watch Guy Fieri

>> No.14370714

>the subtle art of not giving a f*ck
>cares enough to censor fuck

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14369953 No.14369953 [Reply] [Original]

going to the border shop at germany to get some shit gonna buy some whiskies

i know for sure i am getting this
and probably also this

been considering these 2
but not sure so what do you guys think?
pic unrelated

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>> No.14370123

Does this shop only have shitty whiskeys, or are you on a budget?

>> No.14370133

I like Grant's quite a lot
The wood flavour is bold
My go to go for blended scotch. I like it better than Monkey Shoulder or other blends

>> No.14370147

Jura 10 y/o is a personal favorite

Islay mist is the best bang for buck, i always make sure to have a bottle in the house

>> No.14370161

I've been through half a bottle of this little guy and it has become one of my favourites. Not a very expensive single malt, and nice as fuck.

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forgot pic

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14369944 No.14369944 [Reply] [Original]

*tempers chocolate in your path*

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>> No.14371202

You think breaking the Iran deal reduces the possibility of global annihilation? Very naive, kid.

>> No.14371253

I think it really didn't matter and was a waste of time and resources personally

>> No.14371266

This comment reeks of someone paid an hourly wage.

>> No.14371278

No, that and killing Queso Salami were bad moves, so is his support for Israel. Still less blood on his hands than Biden and the Obama administration.

I’m glad he’s breaking deals with ‘allies’ and pulling the US out of Syria, people who were ‘anti war’ during Bush’s tenure have really shown their true colors by championing increased military action in the Middle East and a war hawk like Biden.

>> No.14371282


one day we'll eat you, rich boy

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14369893 No.14369893 [DELETED]  [Reply] [Original]

Im about to do something epic to plebbit HQ (pic rel) in about 15 min.
Will most definitely be on the national news in less than an hour.
whatever shall happens, thanks for always being my favorite board /ck/

live stream & quick run down:

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14369859 No.14369859 [Reply] [Original]

Did you fall for the cast iron meme?

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>> No.14371030

Do Americans really?

>> No.14371110

Been using cast iron pans my great grandmother bought in the late 1800's. Some basic care, and no stupidity, these last forever problem free.
Non-stick, diamond coat, stone coat, gotham orange whatever coatings, 2 years, maybe 5, and they wear out, plus they are made from low quality soft metals that damage easily. Had a $70 non-stick pan's handle actually bend and snap off under a 2 pound roast I was searing.

>> No.14371138

>on stone
It is not stone, it some non-stick coating that is not as good as actual teflon and with some coloration shit.

>> No.14371176

I own probably about 60 pieces of cast iron yeah

>> No.14371206

If you cook often they are pretty good
if you don't it's a waste of money

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14369841 No.14369841 [Reply] [Original]

sheeet I'm eating new york strip tonight on the state's dime anyone else on the dole?

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14369777 No.14369777 [Reply] [Original]

I have a sweet tooth and haven't had a candy bar in years. I'm going to the store to get something, but I don't know what. I'd prefer something new that I've never had before, like some new flavor of something, but I don't really see candy bar ads anymore so I don't know what's out there. Any interesting candy bars available right now?

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>> No.14369866

Salted Caramel Milkways
Skittles Dips

thank me later

>> No.14369887

pretzel m&ms
caramel m&ms

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Just had one of these for the first time, so good.

I like the Reeses Sticks the most since they're basically like huge Kit Kats with Reeses peanut butter. Most of those Reeses bars are good though, they do not disappoint.

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>> No.14370672

yucka pucka

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14369742 No.14369742 [Reply] [Original]

>Why yes, I do only eat meat I've raised or hunted myself or just buy a half/whole cow/pig from a local farmer to butcher and put in my freezer for the year. How did you know?

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14369728 No.14369728 [Reply] [Original]

How do I stop this from ruining every attempt at cooking?

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>> No.14370689

>deal w/ how tacky you have made your place look.

you say that as if i'll ever have anybody else over.

>> No.14370745

any of these

>> No.14370751

You gotta get the ionization particle detector ones. Those shitty scattered beam ones that go off due to steam are crap.

>> No.14370760

What do I do if I'm paying a jew to live in my apartment? Pay more money to get a better detector, or just remove them?

>> No.14370774

>paying a jew to live in my apartment
Sounds to me like they're living rent-free.

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14369725 No.14369725 [Reply] [Original]

you guys DO know you’re supposed to eat the WHOLE strawberry, right? The fleshy, fibrous body is filled with sugar and coated with seeds, so it’s delicious yes. But the leafy, green starchy top is loaded with much more nutrients! It may not be as tasty, but for the sheer number of vitamins and antioxidants you get when you digest the leaves, the experience is worth it. Eating the leaf is reduces waste, provides you with a hearty, full meal, and allows you the chance to give your body a nice cooling break, all you have to do is get used to it!

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14369697 No.14369697 [Reply] [Original]

Why don't young people like soup?

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>> No.14371027

Do Americans really?

>> No.14371044

more of a 50% pozole 50% menudo type of guy

>> No.14371049

Fuck off you retarded spastic.
I’m from slavland and young, but I love soup. Then again, slavs were probably brought up by soups and stews as a whole so...

>> No.14371146

20 year old here. My uncle's last meal was tomato soup before he killed himself and I understand why. Whenever I eat tomato soup I want to kill myself too. For the most part, soup is shit.
>rarely filling
>minimal flavours or one singular overpowering flavour
>lack of texture due to very often there is a distinct lack of actual food
>there are vastly superior meals you can eat instead

Everything that is shit about soup is easily fixed by becoming a soup or casserole. With all that said, the only soup I ever eat is chicken and sweetcorn soup. I consistently get the same quality, it's almost never shit and it's typically quite filling.

Soup is either for the homeless/peasants/soviets or for petite cuisine wankers. Stop being a fag and just make a fucking stew.

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14369656 No.14369656 [Reply] [Original]

Retard tier
Pleb tier
Patrician tier

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>> No.14369701

stop taking acid, anon

>> No.14369718

Royal tier
Clergy tier
God tier

>> No.14369724

I only judge food based on my waitresses smell

>> No.14369776

Color idiot, no one cares how your irrelevant backwater spells it

>> No.14369814

feel theres an underrated aspec of food that is Heat. Have noticed really fine dining places serve food thats hot but doesnt burn mouth.

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14369630 No.14369630 [Reply] [Original]

I love my wife and we're happily married but she can't cook to save her life. She's always trying new things and loves cooking for me but she just isn't getting any better.

I think the worst it ever got was a couple months ago when she served up some chicken tortillas that I thought tasted kind of off, almost like they tasted like the freezer, I asked her how she cooked them and she said she put them in the oven like it said on the packaging, but I didn't believe her. I kept asking and it turns out, she put them in the oven, then just set it to 200 and waited for 20 minutes before taking them out. The oven didn't even reach 200 degrees by the time she pulled them out so they were basically just defrosted. She literally did not understand what it meant to preheat an oven.

She's also a really picky eater, refuses to eat anything with onion, basically only eats noodles and spaghetti.

I've begged her to try new things and she just cries. I don't know what to do because I love her but I don't want this to ruin our marriage.

Any advice anons?

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My wife's cooking would gag a maggot ~ Sheriff Pugh

>> No.14371292

this copypasta recipe is the best!

>> No.14371294

Its possible to love someone and still want to be with them but recognize she doesn't know how to cook. Tbh he should take over or teach her, but still.

>> No.14371309

Can you even cook, faggot?
Are you actually this gay that you’re bitching about cooking, just cook a shitload on the weekends so you’ll have leftovers for two-three days, then cook more one fucking time on Thursday and if it’s good enough you’ll be able to survive until the weekend when you cook again.

Assuming you make enough money, just get takeout. When it comes to getting her to try new foods, you fucked up by not fixing it before marriage because they get more stubborn. You’ll need to find a way to get her to try things in a way she feels is safe, I.e. if she always enjoys YOUR cooking then she’ll be more willing to try new things. Start off small. Use onion/garlic powder because she’ll learn to like the taste if she isn’t absolutely deranged.

>> No.14371314

My parents didn’t teach me whatsoever and once I started in a restaurant I realized I had a pretty good talent for it and it’s something that was completely lost in my youth because my idiot parents had no desire to teach me dog fucking shit.
Imagine how much better I’d be if I started young? It’s depressing.

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14369628 No.14369628 [Reply] [Original]

yes helo i eet foob

>> No.14369633

i love amsterdam!

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foob is good

>> No.14369639

do americans really?

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