/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I order a side of anchovies just so I can nibble on them by themselves.

DELICIOUS

>>6800252
Top Ramen

Or bread and butter

>>6786711
>Not eating the banana with the skin still on

Fuckin pleb

Ya'll niggas need jesus

>>6764314
What the fuck?

If someone sat that in front of me, I would look at them like they had just served me a plate of literal shit. Which is what it is! It's SHIT

>>6778617
It's 16.

If you start with 2 oranges, and you times them by nothing, you still have the two oranges....right? Or am I just terrible at math guys?

Now I'm all fucking confused, fuck.

>>6777837
That sounds so good. Shit Tyrell

>>6776159
OMG

They stopped selling those near me and I cried. Not literally, but I ALMOST sympathized with fat people. For once.

Ya'll need Jesus in ya lives

>>6751905
Guys.

Guys.

Guys, listen.

Are you listening guys?

Blue rare...is the only way to go. Nothing else compares.

>>6751060
Ya, I'd call that curry.

>>6751058
lol
>>6751057
I told you bby, pay me and I'll tell you any story you want to hear.

Now, I charge a dollar per word for anything over three pages. Three pages is going to be a flat $300. I only accept payment through Paypal, and only on Wednesdays.

>>6751035
That's what my friend uses to make his own curry recipe and OMG I literally had an orgasm in my mouth the first time he served it to us.

I definitely second this OP.

Eh, I like smart water every once in a while, but I usually just drink the tap water, or from spring when we are out hiking.

>Mfw my friends always look at me like I'm a weirdo for doing that, or always tell me I'm going to get sick

>Mofos I still haven't gotten sick while you guys throw up over a little case of fast food poisoning

Why are people so goddamn afraid of everything now a days? I get you CAN get sick from certain water sources, but use a little common sense before you put something in your body.

Is the water flowing? Are you pretty far upstream? Is it clean? Do you think your cities water supply is poisoned? Because I'm pretty sure they have to make it safe to drink

>>6750998
Or gumbala.

>>6750958
Starches.

>>6750975
>The hamburgers raw

>That moment when you realize SOMEONE is filming him

>>6750930
Curry powder is a mix of many spices and seasonings that make up the taste of 'curry'. You can make your own at home, but it takes longer. The curry powder is quick and easy.
>>6750942
>>6750921

Ya, and the coconut milk makes it a little creamy too, which is nice.

You don't really taste the honey flavour when it's done, just the sweetness. Combine that with the salt and some chicken and bellpeppers, and it's phenomenal.


There's all kinds of ways to make curry obviously, but that's my favourite way to make it.

>>6750657
Saw this on an episode of bizarre foods and Andrew looked disgusted, which sort of surprised me because of some of the stuff he's eaten haha.

>>6750898
It's delishes coco-nut curry. Sweet and salty.

Curry powder

Can of coconut milk

Bit of shredded ginger

Shredded/diced very fine onion

One small clove of garlic diced fine or mushed

Half cup of water

Unsalted peanuts

2 teaspoons honey

Half teaspoon black pepper/or whatever spice you want if you like it spicy

2 teaspoons salt/unless you have salted peanuts, then 1 teaspoon salt

In a blender, pour the can of coconut milk, water, about a quarter to a half cup of peanuts, and honey. Blend it up till it's smooth with little to no chunks of peanuts.

Put the onions and garlic in the bottom of a pan and sautee them with a little butter (enough to cover the bottom of the pan, but no more.

Once they start to get sort of clear or lose their color, add the blended mixture along with your salt and pepper. Bring it to a simmer.


-You want it on a very easy, gentle simmer and stir it often or it could burn-

Using a whisk, slowly whisk in the curry powder until it starts to take on a gold color. You also want to taste test it somewhat often so you don't add too much. If the curry isn't thick enough, slowly add small amounts of flower like you would in a gravy.

Once the sauce is done, then go ahead and put veggies in it to cook if you like. Or chicken. Or whatever.

Sweetroll

Squirrel stew

Paopu fruit

>>6750813
Are you on any meds? Maybe it's messing with something in your body, or making you tired.

Try keeping it out of your food for a month or so and see if you still get the depressed feeling.

>>6745624
Dude, why the fuck not? I think he's funny as fuck. I don't understand why people hate on advertising so much. The guy is liked, so if he wants to tell people he's got an instagram and t-shirts, why wouldn't he let people know about it?