/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>7777890
Will take into consideration. Maybe on the 4th of July I can get my hands on a Turkey.

>>7777883
Will do. I might not do it everyday but maybe every once in a while. Any suggestions?

>>7777820
By the way guys, do tell me if you try it and what you think.

Hi friends, this is a series I'm going to be posting of me fucking food and rating them. Hope you enjoy.

Food Item #1: Grapefruit (Or should I say rapefruit?)

Preparation: (Easy 8/10) Get a simple grapefruit, then cut a vertical slit anywhere. Then cut a horizontal slit making an "X". That X marks the spot for your penis! Take as many fingers as it takes for you to make an similar size of your penis and stuff the hole. Nobody likes a cold dead vagina, so slap that into the microwave till desired warmth. I recommend 20 seconds. Fuck it!

Stealth: 0/10 If you don't live alone, don't try this. The sound is so loud. I'm not joking.

Session: 6/10 It was pretty hard to fuck at first and not as wet as I wanted, but the more I did it, the more juice came out. The acidity almost made it feel like a vagina.

Orgasm: 8/10 for my first episode, this orgasm was intense. I came inside the grapefruit, and I almost couldn't because of the orgasm. My knees still feel weak and wobbly and that says something as I squat a lot.

Cleanup 9/10 if you live alone. Just throw it away, and wash your dick amd hands. 3/10 if you live with people. People will ask bloody questions of why you are walking with a grapefruit full of cum. Also you'll smell like grapefruit a lot. I just wrapped what I did around newspaper that I took into the bathroom, and threw it away as I left.

Thanks for reading! I rate the overall experience a 6/10 wank session. Great if you're alone at home and horny.

The picture after I fucked it by the way. Suggest what you want me to fuck next.