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This layer is bacon spiced with spicy spices.

I know what you're thinking, it's cliche, but also a needed staple of being a corpulent meat monkey and pandering to internet sows. Also, you're talking to a shirtless guy in candy cane suspenders. Set expectations low.

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STEP 3: PRIMARY ONION LAYER
THESE BASIC BUILDING BLOCKS HELP US A-CHIVE SO MUCH MORE

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Step 2: we toasted the bread and cheese in the oven
pretty basic shit here, lets not get lost

we're not what you'd refer to as fancy men
i wash myself with a rock

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it got pretty weird.

let me distract you from this with some fun facts
fun fact 1: this took millions of miles of travel and hundreds of thousands of years of human evolution to make this

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literal food porn...

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im just starting with some warm up food porn
to get those juices flowing

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>>5045203
not ENTIRELY
>>5045204
i dont even own a fucking shirt
not all of us were born in to luxury

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No seriously.
Sip shitty whisky out of the bottle.
Pinky out even though it tastes like piss.
Smooth canadian piss.

I did not enjoy this part but it was necessary.

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Step 1: get really drunk.

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>>5045182
not entirely!

We actually started with a trip to our local farmers market to get meats + produce. Then a supermarket to be fat disgusting foodsluts.

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and hair!

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