/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13937173
>Gluten free pasta

>>13068232
nah that would fowl.

filet doesn't need fat, it's the most tender cut in the entire cow. wrapping a filet in bacon might be the dumbest idea i've heard on this board yet.

>>13052766
>Fried onions on a hotdog

>trying to get fit
>love beer

>>12245900
>>12245900
>around 15 years old on summer break
>lazy teenager; can't be bothered to actually cook anything
>check pantry
>some kind of cup of noodle ramen bullshit
>"microwave 3 minutes on high"
>start microwave, walk outside
>about 2 minutes into the nuking process my little sister runs outside coughing and gagging
>"wtf did you do anon??? why does the kitchen feel like a gas chamber?"
>oh fug I forgot to add the water

The result was a burnt, melted mound of plastic stuck to the surface of the microwave. Try as I might to cover up the evidence before my parents returned home, there was nothing I could do to get rid of the noxious gas that followed my retarded science experiment. It was so fucking bad - like singed hair and melted human skin from some kind of chemical burn with an ammonia like caustic odor that felt like it was doing irreparable damage to your airways. I'm not being dramatic either, it was the most horrendous thing I've ever smelled in my fucking life. You couldn't entire the kitchen for the next hour without your eyes tearing and your throat and chest tightening up. Tried airing out the house for hours but ultimately the smell lingered for about a full day. My parents ended up just laughing at me and calling me a retard

>>12244908
jesus christ lol

>>12238924

Fuck in n out. Had it right when I landed in Cali and got food poisoning. Shitted myself twice, ruined my whole vacation

>>12169794

>>11974111

>>11808395
ew. it has chocolate in it?

>>11675725
>mfw

>>11675769
Or perhaps shitty parents, that never got their shit together for the sake of their kids future. Now that kid is a poor adult and runs into the catch-22 of trying to legally buy a car and take the test.

>>11644572
>Watery grits
Just the worst

>been eating 4 pounds of cheese daily for past 9 days
>getting nearly impossible to shit now
>haven't shit right for 3 days

i think i need to go to the hospital

>>11508766
suck on my dubs
forgot pic related

>>11263713
soggy chips, yeah. im sure those taste great.

I could never eat rotisserie chicken past the day i bought it. It always has this disgusting gamey after taste that quite literally makes me want to vomit

>>11167877
>thinking that mushy wet undercooked eggs are better than regular cooked eggs

I'm the one that is trolling? lmfao

>>10955043
its fucking black

>Enabling fat fucks to gorge themselves

thought it was fuckin raw in the thumbnail

>>10648531

>>10646301
>jarred sauce
>pre-grated sawdust-covered cheese
Throw it in the fucking garbage. Throw yourself in the fucking garbage.

>having friends

>>10359147
I just meant you don't even know Tonkotsu

I don't care if you complain that there are basically “only 3 types”
but at least it's roughly divided into 3 types