/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9410434
OBSESSED

>>9145420
Kawhat? Cook Island? United States of Arabia?
What are these places and why haven't we bombed them in retaliation for not being #1?

>>9142784
The reason the bait works so well is that in flyover land, being loyal to shitfood, hostility to good food, hostility to culture, and hostility to people who know how to read, are considered signs of patriotism.

If you say anything nice about limes, or avocados, or sushi, or whatever other things that might have been unknown in flyover land circa 1953, these people start screaming about cucks and nu-males. If you don't eat pink slime drenched in HFCS for 3 meals a day you're putting on airs and probably hate America and all Americans.

People from the good parts of America don't give a shit when someone cracks a "do Americans really" joke, because we know there's good food here, and we've got passports, and we know most countries have both good food and not so good food. We know the joke is not directed at us, and even if it was, it doesn't really resonate, so we don't take it so personally.

For the rest of you, I'm afraid the same cannot be said.

>>9142784
The reason the bait works so well is that in flyover land, being loyal to shitfood, hostility to good food, having culture, and being able to read, are considered signs of patriotism.

If you say anything nice about limes, or avocados, or sushi, or whatever other things that might have been unknown in flyover land circa 1953, these people start screaming about cucks and nu-males. If you don't eat pink slime drenched in HFCS for 3 meals a day you're putting on airs and probably hate America and all Americans.

People from the good parts of America don't give a shit when someone cracks a "do Americans really" joke, because we know there's good food here, and we've got passports, and we know most countries have both good food and not so good food. We know the joke is not directed at us, and even if it was, it doesn't really resonate, so we don't take it so personally.

For the rest of you, I'm afraid the same cannot be said.

>>9131348
>>9131318
>>9131352
(continued)
Oh, and lastly, the gender thing. Rural America has a strong preoccupation with a superfluous frontier masculinity, our analogue to your political Islam. In this world drinking is not something to be done for pleasure, but is instead an act of bravado done to show off ones capacity to endure hardship, and the most noxious beverages (moonshine, Islay malts with minimal barrel age, DIPA, etc) are considered to enhance one's masculine status thereby confirming one's standing in the community and therefore minimize the risk of being killed for your mate/resources/etc.

So wine can only be enjoyed in rare, highly ritualized situations like The Steak Dinner, where the presence of steak (very manly) can safely neuter the dangerously non-unpleasant characteristics of the wine. Note there are also many other Rules with The Steak Dinner (like, must always be served blue-rare, must not have sauce, etc). So even if one accidentally breaks one of The Rules for wine, the total score at the end of the dinner is what determines how successfully you acted classy and therefore how successful the meal was.

I hope this was useful.

>>9116439
>caring about your health makes you a foreigner

>>9111314
>say something stupid
>get BTFO
>lol who cares about facts anyway? white people don't need facts
Embarrassing

What this thread will be about:
>waaah someone has a passport, that's treason
>waah someone at some food that was alive when you kill it, virtue signaling!
>waah I'm addicted to fentanyl and unemployed, can I rave about shitskins too?
>mommy mommy make the mean college boy elitists stop making me feel confused and alienated, this is why trump won
Also, nothing actually about food and cooking

>>9093965
How many times in the last month have you said "college boy" as an insult?

>>9088697
>wearing glasses is like having purple hair and having dirtbag ink all over your skin
How many times in the last month have you used "college boy" as an insult?