/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16580891

i have a date tomorrow but ive been eating almost nothing but the batch of refried beans i made on the weekend until now. i only now just noticed that i am basically just a living fart balloon at this point, how can i salvage this situation?

>>14866901
ok faggot

Add paragamo cheese fren.

>>14263141
I worked on your mom

>>14195336
This is my board

>>11949609
That just makes ot all that much easier for the buttsex ha ha hey get it guys sex!

>>11925570
>Be me
>Finish up my diaper change
>Mommy gives me 250 GBP for not pee peeing in her face today
>No 10Ds in the freezer
>Slap my bitch of a mother in the taint until she takes me to the blue store
>Get to exchange my 300 GBP for baggies of 10Ds.
>See robo nigger stocking shelves
>PEE PEE POO POO
>PEE PEE POO POO
>Robo nigger gets stuck on my big boy turn and spins it wheels flinging shit and piss all over the store
>CAUTION HAZARD DETECTED
>CAUTION HAZARD DETECTED

>>10845353
Patrician taste anon.

>>10845366
Shut the fuck up, go eat your mandatory different vegetable of the day (must not have already been consumed once this month)

>final step in cooking directions is "enjoy!"

>I dont

>Lost 145 pounds 285 to 135 through caloric restriction, cutting shit junk food and exercise
>Go to family gathering on Canuck Thanksgiving
>First thing I'm asked by my mouth breathing fatass aunt "So did you cut gluten out of your diet? That's what I'm doing, I lost 3 pounds in 3 weeks. Feeling good."

Fuck these anti-gluten memers. If you have a celiac disease, I feel for you, and you're right to want to be healthy, but if you're doing it cause 'Gluten is baaaad' then cut down on your wheat in take and shut the fuck up.