/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>17080144
I make a batch or two of jerky every year and basically stick to worcestershire/soy, chilli paste, and onion/garlic powder, but a few years back I bought a whole beef round to play around with. Tried a few different things out and brought it in for the guys at work. The batch that got the most positive reaction was something like this:
>cola(pepsi) reduced into a syrup
>worcestershire
>chilli paste
>garlic/onion powder
>liquid smoke(hickory)
And crushed black pepper after you drain the strips and have them on the drying racks. Good luck and have fun

>>13458588
Is this some recipe to relive the 90's American Kids sunday breakfasts or something?

1. Eat some beets, drink some water
2. After an hour or two, shove your fingers down your throat and puke it back up into a bowl
3. Refrigerate contents until completely chilled
4. Wa la!

>>12736736
>eating polyamorous sauce ever

>>12713950
>only the finest of food from Walmart for me

>>12704079
Eat a dick.

>>12689117
Anons have already mentioned subliminal suggestion in advertising.
Sometimes it's not so subtle.

>>12391689
>dark chocolate

Found your problem

>>12274533
Let me tell ya hwat

>>11141386
>giving a fuck about indigestible shit

>>10241439
>pep and vigour
That made me think of a marketing tactic
They shoot for a more Olde tymey sort of approach with the ads. The numales at /pol/ and reddit love the idea that life before the 60's was idyllic. Why not make ads that harken back to that time?
Sort of like pic related, at least aesthetically
You don't need to worry about it being healthy or even taste good if "a sip a day gives the man the pep and vigour he needs to get through the day"
Thank me later monster interns

Suck a dick and you'll understand

>>9454411
Uh oh, here's a female. Let's make sure we give her the attention she "deserves."

>>9275964
It shall be done.

A poo in the loo

I drink beer because it's much cheaper than cocktails

>>8692552

>le no one likes the taste of beer maymay man
>le smug highly educated stems bazinga man comic
>le highly profound and emotional stick figure comics science person

old dick

>>8469985
Don't even bother asking for it at the store

>>8453937
Dairy as a food group isn't bad for you, but milk has a surprising amount of calories and sugar content. Maybe you could cut back a bit if you drink a lot of milk but are otherwise a healthy dieter, if not, it might be better to cut out something like soda instead

Killer Pizza from Mars is a small chain here in So Cal they make a deluxe meat lovers that is hella tasty plus their restaurants are all sci fi themed, think Shenanigans but with statues, models and pictures with black lights and fluorescent decorum. Also they got an arcade there with street fighter it's bretty good

What do you get from the gas station in the middle of the night? I usually get an ice cream sandwich or some tootsie rolls.