/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13901833
>A girl who's been staying with me and my wife

>>12992328
>Treating your employees with respect and valuing them over profits is silly

>>12959343
>Only yanks
>Restaurant is in Straya

>>12430143
fucking cultist I will never watch this man's videos ever again

>>12307512
> Cleaning your coffee mug

>we have the pinnacle of cooking culture!
>Really? What do you do?
>We take literally anything that lives or grows near us and boil the fuck out of it!
>mfw

>>11919684
>itgood he cut tha egg in the end so we knows wat was in ut

>>11615632
>ask obvious question
>get obvious answer

>>11242030
I'm a 22 year old straight guy that has nothing else going on in his life and would absolutely be your bitch for 48 dollars a day.

I will do your chores, call your mom, bury your bodies, play your games, suck your dick, be your friend, be your punching bag, speak my mind (if you want), keep my mouth shut (by default), stay out of your way (if you want), guard you like a Faberge egg (by default), be your brawn, be your brains, spoonfeed you, please you, guide you, come inside you, all for the low-low price of 2 dollars an hour, plus rent. Satisfaction guaranteed, or your money back.

Think about the absolute mayhem that would happen on 4chan if you actually did do it and we proved it actually happened. Think about the (You)s. There's so little risk to you as, whereas I'm putting everything on the line here for this one little chance at being your little fucking...man-bitch here, c'mon, what the fuck! You'd be insane not to!

This is not a shitpost, I am not fucked in the head. I know that 48 dollars a day is nothing, and I actually do value my life and dignity, but I know being a literal man-servant to one of the heirs to the richest people in America is way more valuable than 48 bucks an hour and my dignity. That's why I'm advertising myself for so little, not because I'm a genuine S&M slave or something, but because I know if you said "yes", I'd probably be automatically launched 50 steps up on the socio-economic ladder overnight.

C'mon, man. I'll legit be your friend. Just think about it, cause my mind is already made up. I know exactly what I'd bring the moment you said "yes".

Just do it, man. Please, just do it for the lols...