/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12087148
that picture of the canned chicken coming out of the can

>These are the people on /ck/ (Food & Cooking)

>be me
>two years ago
>brother grows those insanely hot peppers
>having a good time, drinking and stuff
>”hey anon, wanna try fresh pepper?”
>”yeah, why not, what could possibly go wrong...”
>we decided each one will have half a pepper
>finalcountdown.mp3
>taste is nice and fruity
>1milisecond later it’s starting to burn
>fast forward 10 minutes and it’s still hot as fuck
>I am crying, sweating and trying not to think about the scorching heat in my mouth
>30 minutes in and I can’t handle it anymore
>open fridge
>no milk, no yoghurt...nothing....only shitload of beer
>drank pint of beer in five seconds
>it’s even worse
>I just have to sit here and wait until the heat goes away

Mfw the heat lasted for almost an hour
Mfw next morning shit was literal chilli waterfall

>>11092604
>inb4 this abomination gains sentience and murders OP with a 400 degree fahrenheit tinfoil shank.

>>9628116
THE BASE OF THE AQUARIUM IS STILL THERE