/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10570811
>>10571832
In addition because I'm not trying to come off as an asshole,
anon they change the font all the time, shit my first two years in I saw like nine different packages

>>10408312
> Literally drinking mass produced shit
Imagine if in all of the EU, there was one major go to brand and that's all you tried, then said 'Lol YUROPOORS'

>>10372969
SOY
BOY

>>10215724
kek

>>9271204
Been a vegetarian for 6 years.
Vegans are fucking loons.

>>9017192
Enjoy your $3000/mo cardboard box

>>8987553

>>8957490
>hey what is your heritage
>this is my heritage
>FUCKING AMERICANS

>>7228891
>objectively
>taste is objective

>>6700170
>responds to thread to inform others that he is hiding the thread
>because it fucking matters

Oh heavens, this thread is so hostile, even by 4chan standards. You cu/ck/s sure are passionate about your food.

An extremely flatulent man here. Here are some guidelines.
>beans
Normal length farts with a varying smell that depends on whatever else was eaten along with it
>cabbage, broccoli, greens
Takes a bit longer for the farts to build up. Generally deep sounding, the gas coming out in one large, long release. Smell terrible, but they dissipate quickly.
>pasta, ramen noodles
'Frog' farts. Tend to be short, but very noisy. Not much smell. You'll need to wipe later.
>White castle/Crystal flash
The grilled onions and undercooked beef ferment in your digestive tract, causing a particular odor that only occurs after eating these burgers. They're very, very fucking loud and long, and you'll be blowing rancid ass for at least 24 hours.
>boiled eggs
The showstopper. The sulfurous stench of satans ass that burns your eyes and sticks to your clothing like velcro. It only takes a few to get the maximum effect.

I get this thing where I have to continually wipe all day while i'm at work. I call it the 'shit creep'

I tend to fart a lot, so I think that might have something to do with it.

>>5826494
>confirmed for OP bumping his own thread

you are really pathetic

>>5151602
The Knights of the Autistic Spectrum don't understand the meaning of 'fun' and 'self pride'.
People can't just... 'feel good about themselves' on the internet. You need a bunch of raging hipsters and trolls to knock them down a peg or two till everyone feels just as miserable and filled with hate as they are.

>>4843529
It's true. People buy that flavored greek yogurt and think they can red-pill with the rest of us. Kefir cannot be mass produced. How about you keep you cuntery off this site?

>>4785570
oh boy here we go

>oh look, a veggie thread that has some promise and doesn't immediately troll meat eaters
>this might be fun to talk about
>suddenly /ck/ shitpost patrol shows up

Its like i'm in a chil/beans thread or something

Its almost like I stumbled into a chili thread

I love you guys sometimes.
I really do

As a guy who's worked in the retail business for a long... long time.. my jimmies remain unrustled.

Sage because not /ck/ related though

>>4332518
that could be said about literally everything. good point.