/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20201255
>decide to go to bar to save money on drinks
>walk into bar
>there are no attractive women in sight, only fat dudes in their late 40s
>order cheapest shot available
>bartender gives me a cup and pours it halfway full with lukewarm whisky
>it tastes like shit
>notice she overpours every single drink (drinks are 95% straight liquor with a few drops of mixer)
>she makes no attempt at conversation
>she gets several orders wrong
>sipping my 3-in-one shot of whisky
>get tired of my throat burning
>ask for a glass of water
>mix the whisky with the water
>it still tastes like shit
>it takes me over an hour to get through one drink
>say "fuck this" and cash out
>one shot was $9 + tip
>2-3 days later
>test positive for covid
Yeah fuck this shit, I'm never drinking at a bar again. One bottom shelf drink before tip costs the same as a 750ml handle of liquor.

>>12193620
> My point is, don't let losers tell you how to live your life
this but unironically

>>12180684
Sometimes it's a way to break the ice or just as a gesture after you've been chatting for a little while.

>>11934772
This one?

>>11922913
This is you. This is literally fucking you.

you want a tip, how about the shaft too! ha ha
>doesn't tip you because you didn't laugh

>>11231078
Call it "Hole in the Wall"
Set it up so each female stall has a glory hole. You must have a females drivers license/ID to use the female stalls. Otherwise they'll use the gender neutral stalls.
Other than that it's like any dive bar

>>11090438