/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10319440
It's funny, I'm always being accused of being a foreign British French Australian OBSESSEDposter because I have informed opinions about what the midwest is like, and here's someone from the actual midwest who can't talk about other parts of the midwest because he hasn't been there.

Anyway, op, get used to eating preserved meat products, and getting all your vegetables from a can. People from Hy Vee areas legitimately believe that salads should contain marshmallows. The only exceptions to the "no fresh fruits and vegetables" rule are sweet corn and iceberg lettuce, which are available in great abundance.

Also I hope you like beer, because that is literally all there is to drink. Technically you can obtain other beverages but you'll be put on the neighborhood watch list immediately, and not even putting American flags up all over the place can save you at that point.

>>9834727
i would love to read that book, must be fascinating. i really love vintage recipes.

dumping a few

>>9719620

Hey /ck/,

I'm seriously craving some nice dessert and I feel like cooking right now but I'm poor and I'm missing a lot of ingredients that most desserts tend to use. I can't find any recipes online that don't require at least one of these things.

Here is what I don't have:
-Milk
-Flour of any kind
-Vanilla
-Baking powder/soda
-I only have 1 egg.

Here's some stuff that I do have that I might be able to use.
-White and brown sugar
-Oil
-Butter
-frozen blueberries
-chocolate chips
-Bisquick mix
-Big marshmallows
-chocolate pudding mix

I know there are a lot of other poor /ck/ers around here. Anyone have any suggestions as to what I can make with this stuff?