/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15200300
>he doesn't fuck his cat

>>11913211
>this is what europeans actually think

>rice thread
>suddenly angry rice farm employee rages at strangers for having the gall to purchase a different kind of rice than he picked that morning
well, this is certainly a break from the norm

>>9458305
>I ruin rice once a week
>why do people need these devices?
tee hee XD

>>8869574
>illusion

>>7220780
>I'm not mad
Cool story senpai. You sound like you're about to have a stroke.

>>6718543
Ha Ha Rape. Good One buddy :)

>>6205950
>kill a chicken
>let it run around flapping wildly and making a mess

Stay edgy, moron

>>5518719

>>5314733
>freezing lettuce

>>5113662

But that's what the label says. I bet you've never even had specialty cheese.

>>5093458

It's American whiskey. it's all pretty much the same.

>>5003163

Tell us about the reptoids.

>>4920242
>I don't buy anything from Israel

>$1000 for a knife set

what the fuck are you doing. you want me to vicariously shop for you? here let me help you, forget your plans and do exactly as I say. there is a difference between having god tier stuff and throwing money in the garbage. I'm assuming since you're this lazy you just want to throw money at this with your eyes closed so I'm going for products that will deliver performance that will satisfy even the most picky asshole.

$60 for a wooden magnetic knife bar
$190 for a Masamoto HC 240mm gyuto
$65 for a Mac Professional paring knife
$100 for a Mac SB-105 serrated bread knife
$70 for a CCK bone chopper
$239 for an Edge Pro Essentials set
$50 for a double sided hanging strop
$20 for some diamond spray
$40 for a coarse diamond plate (to flatten out the glass stones, since the 500 will dish after resetting the bevel on a few knives)

Pretty sure that should leave a couple of hundred bucks left over. You really want to waste more money, I guess get a nice Sujihiki or something, but you're better off spending the rest on alcohol.

>>4780668

I love it when retards on /ck/ fly off the handle at the most innocent use of a random phrase

Tell us about how much you hate avocado hipsters while you're at it

>>4759662

>>4729275

oh, it's the guy who thinks that a product's price is dictated by its production cost.

let me guess, you refuse to buy a cell phone because the cost of the plastic and minerals in there is only a few dollars per phone, and the network access should be "free" because it's "already there"?

>>4582837
>cut the infantile language.

>>4567928

what part of "happy fapping" did you have a hard time with?

>knowing how much a nespresso or k-cup machine costs

Let me guess, you also closely monitor the price of kraft macaroni & cheese?

>>4437581
>>4437594
>mfw cashing in on
>mfw expecting ignorance

Guy who brought up the grass jelly thing. Pretty sure that stuff is more expensive than tapioca but I can't be fucked to look it up.

Also, why is everything a jew conspiracy to you guys? Businesses exist to make money, and the grass jelly stuff tastes bretty good. It's not to everyone's taste but there are lots of Asian desserts similar to it that involve grass jelly. So who the fuck cares if it's slightly incorrect because technically they are cube shaped and therefore not bubbles? Bubble tea doesn't even have bubbles, the round shape is not an air pocket. Is that a vast niggerjew reptoid chemtrail conspiracy too? Or only the cubes because you feel special that you're the first gwailo to "discover" bubble tea.

>>4391033
>implying there is anything weird about century egg

I can understand the others seeming weird but come on.

>>4319567

I know you're proud of your awesome list of logical fallacies, but it's unnecessary right now.