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>>18791922
Jokes on you retard.
>Door dash allows tip adjustment AFTER delivery
>Put up $30 tip for a single big mac
>Drivers GOBBLE that shit in an instant
>Food delivered in 15 mins when it normally takes 25
>"Thanks so much"
>While I'm taking the first bite adjust tip to $0
>Even if the driver immediately cashed out door dash still takes it back even if that means they're now $30 in debt to door dash and have to do the next two deliveries for free

I've literally done this over 20 times with the same account.

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You'll never find her.

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>>17435036
Says the toilet plumber working in Poland or Canada...

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>>17388866
Been meaning to try this recipe OP. Based Chef John

https://youtu.be/_YYF9vBLzGU

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>>17051919
>999 Doa Hoa Hong - Saimi remix [Buy = Free Download].jpg

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pistachio butter

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>cut my finger while sharpening deeply enough to spray blood on the ceiling and half my kitchen
>took a week of vaseline and gauze before the wound closed enough to use the finger again

>got concentrated pepper extract in my eye while trying to open the new bottle
>had to run my face under the faucet for 15-20 minutes, afraid I permanently blinded myself

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So what are the official rules so far?
>no soda
>no shakes
>no pink lemonade
>no water with lemon
>no salad
>no birthday dinner
>no ice cream trucks
>no crab legs
>no cooking and enjoying it
>no takeout boxes
And if I follow these rules carefully, I might get my own chance at a one-night stand with a ratchety-ass nog woman?

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>>15844956
Black cum
White cum
Native cum
Asian cum
Austrian abbo cum
African cum
South american cum
Reptilan cum
Grays cum
Alex jones cum
Jfks cum
Will smiths gay cum
Salt
Pepper
Flower
Goat cum
Dog cum
Cat cum
Rat cum
Rat shit
Chicken rooster cum
Joe bidens cum
Trumps cum
Obamas cum
Hillary's cum
All natural sterioid beef
Tons of beef filler
Artificial flavoring

And then a bunch of ascorbic acids and shit

Dog shit
Catshit
Human shit
Alien shit
Indian shit

You know that shit

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