/ck/ - Food & Cooking

euro "cheese"

>Literally rotten liquid from a goats tit
>Mixed with old wooden boat paddles by some hairy mednigger in his backyard
>Fermented in a bathtub during the summer
>Maggots
>Bug feces
>Holes
>Lumpy
>Discolored
>No preservatives because they like the taste of mold
>Sold in faggy wheel shapes
>€15/g because socialism


American Cheese

>Sanitary vegetable oil, not from a filthy barnyard animal
>Processed in a clean factory by the ton using stainless steel robots
>Treated with the best chemicals so the taste doesn't degrade with age
>Perfectly smooth
>Yellow
>Can be purchased in an aerosol can, individually plastic wrapped slices, a giant tub, etc
>The government gives it away to black people just because they can