/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>20398332
Kek. Was about to post this

>>19839902
Place near me has bullfrog, intestines, black fungus, all kinds of weird bullshit that I'll never order.

>>17115760
A bathtub full of medium rare fried liver with sauteed onion, garlic apple, drowned in cooked pig blood with honey, cracklings and kasha.
A nice loaf of rustic bread.
A chocolate ganache cake with crushed nuts all over with a picture of the governor's kidnapped daughter in a sealed basements and her wardrobe measurments and her last message to daddy.
Baklava

Unless they find the daughter they're going to release me and if they do then I'm pretty sure the liver and blood would have made me impervious to all legal methods of execution.

>>16431269
I get free blackberries for the next month because they grow wild all over the place here. Just got to walk 3 minutes down one of the trails and there's a massive patch of them that's getting ripe right now.

>>16413579
Get me a spoon and I'll be back in 2 days

>>16365878
Based any resources for cooking and cleaning wild animals?

French fries
All 25 pounds of fries

>>16364652
>weed is still illegal in the 3rd world

I smoke weed all day errday,(mainly to bug my neighbors who passively aggressively talk about my weed smoking in another language when I clearly understand them because I'm bilingual) :^)

I cook simple stuff and occasionally try out a recipe

You should get
>two baskets of McDonald’s fries
>two mcdoubles
>small Diet Coke extra ice to save calories

Mmmm chikkins

>>16341340
>he doesn't have a pure gold can opener

How do I stop eating philly cheesesteaks?

Just ordered a buffalo chicken sandwich from Subway, along with Ms. Vickies Jalapeno chips and a Rasberry Cheesecake cookie. What am I in for?