/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I love her

why cant i get a whole pizza

>tfw vegan tendies cooking in the oven right now
it's going to be a good friday night, lads

>>10540606
post a pic qt don't worry we'll be honest

>it's a fat mexican family is buying $500 worth of junk and the card gets declined episode

>be me
>start at college
>all by myself
>overhear couple of classmates talking about going to the restaurant afterwards
>timetomakefriends.jpg
>walk over ask if I can join in
>they all look at eachothers for what felt like forever
>one of the girls breaks the staring competition and tells me sure
>"O-okay, t-thanks. See ya then"
>walk back to my table
forgottoaskwhen.mp3
>being the sperg I am I realise it's too late to reengage the conversation so I'll just show up early
>classes ends and I'm in the hallway looking for them
>what if they've already went outside?
>run to the gravel path leading to town
nofriendstobehere.png
>decide to wait for them
>nervously act like I'm on my phone as other students pass by because it was too bright to see the screen
>where are they?
>suddenly it hit my head that they probably left by car
>they're probably there already
>engange sonic mode
>run as fast as I can down the gravel hill passing other students
>near bottom of the path I trip nastily
>limp/jog rest of the way there
>adrenaline pumping in my veins as I open the restaurant door and step in
>people inside starts staring at me
>say 'hello' while raising my right hand in a greeting manner

1/2

>>10222937
>ypioca export
huh, every day I learn something new
>>10227367
that's the shit breh

>>10164510

Already ate one yesterday, aka le cheat day.

>>9682023
>ability to eat spicier foods is the only thing subhumans can be proud of

>>9657960
Im eating literal prison food right now and I imagine this food I consume everyday will be considered lavish costing $1000 a plate in the year 2100.

I feel less bad now thanks anon.

I love this thread please proceed

Daily reminder that everyone will die no matter how """""""""healthy"""""""" you eat. Good diet will only make a few years difference.

At least I had fun eating cok- I mean meat

>>8899101

Whatever you want to put on it, baby doll :)

>>8623644
>Avoid Blue Moon. It's a woman's beer.

Belgian Wheat beer is for women? What?

>>8572327

They are baby froggos

"Underrated cuisine" threads: hipsters that ate from an "exotic" restaurant once and now think they know every secret in the world

>>8523447

/thread

>be me
>a highly intelligent gentleman who is picky about quality and value
>often looking for a delicious new lunch spot
>try Burger King on a whim

My friends I tell you, it was one of the best meals I have had this year. The crisp vegetables mixed with the moist and hot broiled burger. The cool soda, the hot and crunch fries, totally blown away.

I was able to get a value meal for $5.99 and they even complimented my shirt. They don't let black people touch your food and they also have ice cream.


Head on down to Burger King today and get yourself some good mood food. You won't regret it!!