/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>visit parents
>they're both noticeably heavier
>their cabinets are jam packed with cookies, cakes, crackers, and candy
>they're killing themselves
AAAAAAA, STOP IT!

salt bae restaurant is just olive garden for people who can afford balenciaga and louis. it's the same issue though, just a different class. swine who have no taste, who can't open the fucking yelp app or any local newspaper to find a local restaurant to eat at for half the price and double the quality of their Olive Garden Giant Chicken Parmigiana™ sloppa. this is why the united states has such a shitty food and restaurant culture. massive food corporations have completely robbed us of our taste, our instinct for good food, and left us instead with generations of pigs sucking up the corporate green revolution monsanto juice. fuck.

>>15633943
Fuck
Vomiting now
I feel so sick
My worst nightmare dying from another persons stupidity

>>15616202
>docetism
you retards were supposed to have died out in the fourth century

> crock pot juices clog kitchen sink drain
> attempt to use drain cleaner
> doesn't work
> attempt to use baking powder and vinegar
> kind of works
> 5 hours later - student accommodation kitchen is flooded

I fucking hate my life

>>15583700
Haha this is awesome and totally doesn't make me want to kill myself

>ywn taste 90s McDonald's

A young girl looks at that image and thinks of her daddy, and knows he's gone forever, and that she'll never see him again
She also knows that watching him slowly die and beg for his life is on the internet, and she can watch it easily
She will spend the rest of her life knowing that it's out there. She will spend nights awake resisting the urge to watch. Her mind will tear itself apart with guilt over her strange desire to watch it
I just don't think these memes are funny
Why do we laugh at the horror that the world drops into our laps
Why do we perpetuate it

My food doesn't taste good? it tastes rubbish.

>>15314532
This still haunts me even though it was an accident
>Be me
>Makin spaghetti
>Cooking the homemade sauce to perfection
>Draining the high quality noodles
>Serving up my plate
>Reach for the powdered parmesan cheese
>Accidentally grab powdered coffee creamer
>Not paying attention because I'm listening to music so I don't realize what I've done
>Sit down and take a bite
>mfw I want to die at 5000 mph

>>15276979
why is 4channel so norman-occupied now bros?

How do I break the dopamine curse from constantly craving fast food

>>15198825
>she's married now

>>15165662

>tfw tried to become a youtube mukbanger
>started filming myself eating 6-10 thousand calorie meals every 2 days
>my unique gimmick was that I PRETENDED to be a cute Korean girl despite obviously being a very sickly looking british man, also balding
>for example whilst eating a video I would say a few phrases in broken Korean like 'this reminds me of the flavours of Daecheon marketplace' or 'I paid as much for this burger as Japan have paid for their war crimes'
>would have posters of Korean boybands in the background etc
>over the course of videos would gradually paint my face slightly yellower each time so it was like i was transforming into a Korean (i have a raceswap fetish as well as my eating fetish)
>gained 70lbs
>too scared to upload
>deleted all videos

i wish people would watch me eat

>>15116316
>Hard drive with my Nonon folder died

>cook it with baking sheet
bottom is soggy
>use heating rack next time
bottom still soggy
>drain the extra fluid and turn it upside down halfwaythrough
bottom STILL SOGGY
>use air fryer
BOTTOM STILL SOGGY
>use air fryer AND buy air-chilled chicken breast
BOTTOM STILL FUCKNG SOGGY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
WHY WHY WHY WHAT THE FUCK

>>14905191
cant remember it

>>14726639
>This is what they took from us

>>14657136
>>14657154
>>14657995
I eat this 4 times a week.
>t.collage anon

Bros please tell me how to cook a good steak

Is reverse sear really the best way?

>>14407111
checked

>>14257291
please stop

>nice little lobster bits in the bottom of the pan
>Toss in some delicious butter, starts to dance and jump along with the oil in the pan
>Instructions call for 1.5 cups of flour
>Alright, nice cool cool. Flour is good
>Toss it in
>Sizzling immediately stops
>No more dancing. The flour suffocated everything
>MFW recipe said 1.5 tablespoons