/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I LOVE GOYSLOP

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>>19408606
>goyslop

>omg you think cranberry sauce on turkey is ok?
>that must mean you think banana sauce on turkey is good too

>>18101681
>goyslop
stick to discord, tranny

>>18082584
>goyslop
I'm sure your who discord is really laughing for this one again

>>18082447
>goyslop
go back to discord, you unwanted transgender

>my craft beer
>my taste palate superiority
>your poor taste buds
>youre drinking _____ light? Might as well drink piss

>can't wait to down my SCOTCH with my RARE STEAK!!!! I love the taste of PEAT and DIRT in my whiskEy!!!! It's just like my favorite MANLY MEN do, RON SWANSON and the man himself RON BURGANDY!!!!!!!!

POST YFW DOUBLE BOTTOM PRIDE IMPOSSIBLE WHOPPERINO EXTRA MAYO AND ONIONS

>>17821094
>coffee

>>17734323
>sloppa

>>17732862
>chips

>>17432747
>NOOO NOT THE HECKIN FDA APPROVED FOOD ADDITIVES THAT HAVE GONE THROUGH YEARS OF RIGOROUS TESTING TO SHOW THEY ARE NOT HARMFUL IN SMALL QUANTITIES AHHH IM GOING INSANE

>WOW, A MAGNETIC KNIFE RACK
>SO TRENDY AND COOL

>>17353969
>puts sugar cubes in his whiskey

>BATMAN PIZZA? OMIGOSH OMIGOSH

Don't forget the nutritional yeast!

>>17228230
>Ranch
>Boneless wings
>Honey BBQ sauce

>>17105644
OMG NOOOOO!!! NOT RICE PUDDING !!!! :(((((
ARRRRRGHHHHH MY BRAIN IS LITERALLY MEEEELTING!!!!

>umami

>>17055653
>People (me) do watch them for their face. There is no content there. I can just order a handbook from a culinary school or join one of their courses online and I'll learn everything (apart from work experience), faster, cheaper and better.

But I don't. I'm in it for the face and the clapping when you use his knife or make one of his dishes.

Jamie Oliver had the common decency to publicly admit that his face was his brand, not his cooking. You wont see any of these frauds do the same.

>ironic riff on the soy global elite bug eating fears, I think it's funny honestly
>they are actually yummy

>boneless?? BONELESS??? BRO omg you must not be REAL man bro. A real man takes 5 minutes to eat 0.25oz of meat off of a BONE and getting SAUCE all over my HANDS bro! Just like the CAVEMEN bro!! That’s why I have this EPIC beard, haha I just gotta be careful that I don’t get any of this GHOST PEPPER SOYCE in my beard cuz it’ll mess with my MANLY beard OILS that I rub in. Boneless wings are practically CHIKY NUGGIES!! Haha get it??! Like those epic style baby yoda memes I’ve been seeing everywhere on reddit!!

>we're just gonna let it cook in its own fat