/ck/ - Food & Cooking

I have a German grandma who can't cook for shit.

One time she made me her version of "German Pancakes".

Three sheets of round pancake, a quarter thick, dense as a rubber shoe sole, and slathered in marmalade.

You see, the marmalade was the only real reason you could eat the shit. It helped the dry as fuck things slide down your throat.

Then, imagine throwing a brick off a bridge into a small pool of water. That's what it felt like swallowing these things when they hit your stomach.

It has been over 15 years, but I will never forget that atrocious meal.

I have a German grandma who can't cook for shit.

One time she made me her version of "German Pancakes".

Three sheets of round pancake, a quarter thick, dense as a rubber show sole, and slathered in marmalade.

You see, the marmalade was the only real reason you could eat the shit. It helped the dry as fuck things slide down your throat.

Then, imagine throwing a brick off a bridge into a small pool of water. That's what it felt like swallowing these things when they hit your stomach.

It has been over 15 years, but I will never forget that atrocious meal.