/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12518626
*giggles* Because *pfft* th-they're *snickers* aw-
>>12518905
Fuck

>>11650158
>there's no reason to stop pasta from sticking together
Yeah your Chad dad was right, sorry man

>>11412307
Oh sorry, carry on

>>10768636
It was a dark and gloomy afternoon, and for whatever reason anon found himself invited to stay at the (or rather, a) mansion belonging to world-renowned Gordon Ramsay. After acquiescing to the rather bizarre request by Gordon to purge all body hair, put on make up and don a full ball gown, anon was served a light dinner of scallop risotto cooked by the 4-starred Chef himself, and treated to a few glasses of pale pinot grigio. Despite the circumstances, anon found himself enjoying the situation he was in; after all, being wined and dined by a celebrity chef wouldn't seem to be such a bad experience.
After the dinner, the duo retired to the living room and settled onto the sole love seat there. As Gordon made pleasant chitchat, anon began to feel his vision start to darken and his head start to spin. Realizing what has transpired, anon tried his hardest sissified self to not lose his consciousness, but to no avail.
"Looks like it's about time to pop you in the oven..." Gordon said, as anon's grasp on reality fades.
When anon awakened from his slumber, he found himself changed into skimpy lingerie and tied to the king-sized bed in the guest room.
"Beautiful. That's what I want to see." Gordon said, as he approached the bed with a capsule full of red pills in hand; it appears that the combined effects of both the pinot grigio and whatever the Chef put into his risotto has made anon completely immobile. With one swift motion, Gordon grabbed anon's mouth with one hand and thrusted another into anon's mouth, and gently placed one single pill at the back of anon's tongue.
"This is my favorite part..." Gordon whispered, and swirled his fingers around in anon's mouth to trigger anon's swallow reflex. After ingesting the unknown red pill, anon's face began to flush and his tummy heated up to a worrying degree. Though the worst part is, he felt his small smooth cock harden with anticipation, despite knowing exactly what is about to happen...