/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15305616
>my state doesn't allow those kind of stores to sell alcohol.

>>14759850
>>14759043
>have carry-on duffle bag with change of clothes, toiletries, snacks, charger and a 1 liter zip-loc bag full of mini bottles of liquor
>this bag sits on the floor, on most aircraft, below the seat in front of me
>vibing to music in my chair
>reach down, tactfully grab bottle of liquor
>put in the pocket of my light jacket
>get up, go to bathroom
>unzip dick and start pissing with one hand while i slam the little bottle with the other

you can bring 2 if you want to and drink it while you're putting your dick away or washing your hands.

i've done this. it's a good strategy, gents.

>eat a few spoonfulls of rice before going to work
>protein bar at work, piece of fresh fruit, maybe a second split with my friend
>get back home, snack on wasa bread, cheese, rice, pickled jalapenos, pastrami etc
>no set mealtimes, just snack lightly when i feel like it

>>14743831

>>14389517
im a han chinese. i eat dog but i would never tell my american friends irl. i go to UC berkeley. after we can fly back home i plan on filling up on dog. i'm not lying. don't care.

How can I avoid becoming an alcoholic when this industry inevitably ruins my passion and kills me?

>>12910996
Based taste
Based drunkard rage
Based post

Good work anon

>>12683664
>9.50
>cheap

>>12176360
No, I’ve been single for over 3 years now. I rarely get matches on Tinder and when I do they either never reply or flake out of dates until I stop messaging them.

Good afternoon /ck/, what type of alcohol are you, or are planning on drinking today?

I cook for my SO all the time... hahaha...

>finally lunch time has arrived
>open lunchbox
>juicyjuice again
>all the other kids have 12oz came of pepsi

fuck you mom

Anyone ever drink alcohol to help themselves sleep.

I do, I usually have like one beer, prior to going to bed, it helps me relax a little bit.

>that kid who drank a 2 liter bottle of coca cola, only to get diagnosed with type-2 diabetes 2 years later
>those Colombian kids who put cheese inside their hot chocolate
>that kid who mistook their dog's shit, for chocolate ice cream
>same kid who ended up in the hospital, and died a day later

>>10989229
>there are people on this planet RIGHT NOW trying to cream sugar into cold or melted butter.

>meemaw found the ham safe

>>10394199
>o-okay

>>10317725
>Anna
I can't do it anymore

>at the local grocery store for a few things
>bring up some wine and whiskey to the cashier
>"Oh his and hers, huh?"
>"H-hahaha-ha...y-yeah..."
>the wine is for me and the whiskey is for my mom

>>9855070
If I go vegan will I be happy like her?

>>9399182
I had the same problem when I tried making it once. Everything I've ever made with thin pastry sheets was a failure.

After about 10 years being drunk all the time I've lost my job and I'm going to run out of money. Are there any good guides to being homeless?

There doesn't seem to be a hopeless alcoholic thread. Share your pain.

>dad calls the cops on you and forces you into a psychiatric hospital
>meet a qt that looks like a met art model you fapped to
>get raped by a 60 year old guy in the shower, don't care that much
>forced to eat a bunch of pills that do literally nothing
>everyone there is Christian and thinks life is awesome
>get out and start drinking even more than before
>get hospitalized for acute pancreatitis
>find out you have pancreatic cancer, diabetes, nerve damage and diverticulitis at the same time
>/ck/ are the only people you talk to and they hate you