/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>8831910
I love bread. Honestly, if there's one food that I would say "this is my thing" it would be bread. There are so many variations, from that crunch of quality French loaves to soft bap - fuck. It really is the staff of life. But I was fucking tired all the time, and shitty, too. So my doctor recommended I go on an elimination diet, just to see if it was an allergy to something I was eating. I can eat wheat anymore. Two weeks off it cleared my system, and if I eat a croissant or a sandwich that isn't "gluten friendly!" (They say it with a smile. They say it with an exclamation point. They say it with disappointment in their eyes, suggesting I eat a meme diet.) I will be doing the most horrific farts and painful, stomach-cramping shits for about three days. I love bread. Don't tell me gluten intolerance is bullshit, or I'll come to your house, eat a sandwich, and occupy your toilet for a week.