/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>decade ago
>live in student housing
>guy living in the room next to me is some foreign fuck
>plays videogames deep into the night
>angry foreign gamer shouts
>bang on his door and tell him to shut the fuck up
>smokes inside his room and it wafts over to my room
>tell him to smoke in the yard or I'm getting his ass evicted
>walk by his room one day, his door is ajar
>see orange flickering light
>motherfucker lit a scented candle to hide the smell of his cigarettes
>idiot put the candle an inch away from his curtains
>went ballistic on the guy
>day later, landlord calls me to tell me the guy is moving out
>apparently he couldn't take the harassment
>mfw