/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13387294
>can be spelled
No, you stupid hag, they should be spelled doughnuts. Donut is a branded bastardization of the word doughnut done by Dunkin Donuts.

>>12436596
Thanks, buddy. I'm not sure if I'm still poisoned, though. I felt a lot better after I purged every atom in my digestive system from both ends. Can I still eat all of that during recovery?

>>12436598
Wasn't mealprep food. I just didn't feel like cooking last night, so I ate some two-day old lo mein.

>>12436621
I have a bag of poppy seeds in my pantry. Can I just eat the entire bag?

>>12436624
That's on my list now. Thanks, Anon.

>>12211186
as an asian, this is all you need to know to grasp the entirety of chinese 'humour'.
>excessively prolonged build-up by any standards
>overacted/grossly emphasized/needlessly bombastic gesticulations, overall lacking subtlety in every sense
>overstays its welcome five times over
we're talking about a three stooges gag -- which isn't deplorable in its own right -- but stretched beyond its breaking point to accommodate a life story and unnecessarily ample room to "laugh here", all while trying to bash you over the head with what the joke is to the extent that the punchline itself is nearly drowned out. And that's disregarding that in trying to over-inflate what's actually funny, whatever sense of credibility or legitimacy is completely discarded.
yeah I'm mad. Shit's fucking dumb.

>Brush, floss and use non-alcoholic mouthwash daily
>Gums are still absolute shit
Someone please, deliver me from this hell.

>>10451845
Had it last night. Was better than expected, but not as good as the sweat & spicy, imo.