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TODAY I'M ON AN ADVENTURE FOR VEAL. IT'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE FOODS, A BABY CALF STUFFED IN A BOX AND FORCED TO EAT CORN AND JELLYBEANS UNTIL IT DIES.

IT'S HARD TO FIND THE STUFF NOW-A-DAYS, THE COMMIES IN WASHINGTON HAVE BEEN TAKING IT OFF THE MENU EVER SENSE 1974. BUT THIS PLACE, IN MIDDLE OF SOUTH DAKODA, SPECIALIZES IN THE DISH. THEY'RE A DRIVE-THROUGH, ESTABLISHED IN 1982 ON A SACRED SPOT IN THE MIDDLE OF AN INDIAN RESERVATION. IF YOU CAN DODGE THE FILTHY INDIANS, AND SKIRT PAST THE PETA PROTESTERS YOU CAN GET YOURSELF A HUNK OF VEAL, COVERED IN KRAFT SINGLES, AND SERVED WITH A SIDE OF HALF-SHELLED PEANUTS.

WELCOME TO A PLACE CALLED: "THE SACRIMENT"