/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10002294
>tfw no bird mommy to regurgitate food for me

ITT: you can choose to bring back one discontinued item, what do you choose?

For me its late 90s/early 2000s coke in the glass one liter bottles, european.

>>9768760
>20 shots of vodka and 7 mangos a day
>or
>12 mangos a day and 10 shots of vodka

>finally manage to get a date with a chubby qt
>chubby so I know she likes to eat and cook
>met at her place before we went out for drinks
>asked me if I wanted something to eat first so we dont get too drunk
>ask for a peanut butter sandwich
>she grabs the peanut butter out of the FRIDGE
>makes me a sandwich
>peanut butter tasted like ice
>peanut butter wasnt spread properly on the bread since it was literally a chunk of frozen garbage
>pretend to get a call from work and that I have to go
>go to in and out,grab a burger and drive home

what kind of SAVAGE keeps peanut butter in the fridge?
really put me off I thought I could get a gf who liked going to restaurants with me but now im not so sure

what do i do /ck?

Design a fart free meal for me. VERY IMPORTANTE

>>9418182

>tfw no gf

>mom was rude to the wait staff again

>>9055897
Everything is trash

>>8940030
>be 1-18
>dad is a chef, cooks delicious meals literally every single day from tons of different cuisines
>now 19
>live alone in a dorm
>never learned from him
>can only cook basic shit like steak and pasta
>never satisfied with cafeteria food
I have only myself to blame. Makes me want to spend a lot more time with the old man though

tfw no acovado

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wtf I'm depressed now

>>8727476
>outside many feels

many feels on the inside too

>>8575739
she looks like like wojak

>>8175942
>What I might love might be disgusting to another person

>tfw the only time im not suicidal is when im drunk

is this how alcoholism starts?

>tfw hemorrhoids

>tfw no gf to cook for