/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18239966
>>18239978
I only like the carcinogenic flavoring they use at movie theaters

>>17857973
flavacol

Whenever I go to the movie theater (once a year), I ask for extra butter. A lot. I ask for a disgusting amount of FLAVACOL by fucking name, and tell them they can charge me as much as I need to, load it up.
>I swear, once a year
>I've done the math and I put on about 4000 calories worth of the stuff
>that's like 5 days worth of salt
Now, the thing is, the local theater recently (past couple years) got these cuckpumps, where you have to go and pump it yourself.

This is unacceptable.

>Whenever I see these, I make SURE to hold up a line of people.
>My popcorn WILL be sopping wet, the bag transformed from container to mere colander, a waterfall of delicious profits cascading onto their carpet.
>There is chatter, glances, whispering, employees taking a peek and seeing, I presume, "the guy." You know the one, every business has one.
>I make sure there is a Flavacol™Nile Delta of delicious goo making a snail trail as I masqueraded through the crowded theater, disgusting all that see.
>The ticket checker absolutely rushing, praying it doesn't look like he just came on the floor, my movements spewing salty goodness everywhere.
>As I sit in the theater with my small treat to myself, I make sure to put my corn in the seat next to me, oozing on the seat to prevent anyone from interrupting me and sitting to the side or back of me
>I am a generally silent inconvenience to al around me in every possible way with one action
>The pourings shall continue until you get some fucking pumps behind the counter.
>The PoW (Person/Prisoner of Wage) will clean up my sticky, gooey mess, and they WILL be happy.

>>16496519
Flavacol

Hello /ck/, /tv/ here. I've been told pic related is how they make movie theater popcorn taste the way it does. Is that true? Also, what oil should I use, and how do you add the butter without it making the popcorn soggy?

has anyone ever had "flavacol" burns?
was eating this a few days ago and it made the skin on my lip swell up then fall off

>>12742512
>>12742932
I'm in between
>Put a few kernels into some coconut oil and heat until a couple of them pop
>Add in a chunk of butter alongside the rest of the kernels
>Finish with a light dusting of Flavacol

Better popcorn than you'll get in any movie theatre

>>11796287
>>11796284
Not a argument

Put this shit on here

I bought two whole cartons of these but not only is it an extremely miniscule amount that you need to use, it also isn't very good.
What should I do with it?