/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>10071500
>he doesn't enjoy the classic, patrician's choice: the hamburger

>>9771767
>Aspiring Renaissance Man

>>9736065
It's the most complicated part of the dish. If I pay for it I want it and I'm not doing a 'pinkie put' bowl sip like a fag.

>>9667457
Gwen Stacy is best girl
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>>9649835

>>9550825
Sauteed asparagus.

>>9546030
Well use pickles then, or pear slices. I like cold before I got hot and vice versa I've I'm doing a tasting. Works for me.

>"im a carnivore"

aka a man-child.

>>9494443
>Here's your plastic fork and your side of mushy peas.

>reduce until ready

>>9389048
It's real food that's grab and go, that's the appeal. Most people can't double-down on "the joy of cooking" due to time constraints and responsibility.

>Do I feed and walk my dogs or make a delicious from scratch chicken alfredo.

>Should I change my baby's diaper or roll this dough for a chicken pot pie.

Clearly you have very limited responsibility in life.

>>9361889
Have you ever made apple pear and key lime BBQ sauce, because I'm doing it right now you fat fuck.

>>9331402
>the person deepest in a booth is the one that needs to use the restroom multiple times, forcing everyone to stand up.

>>9288436
>>Plastic plates
NOPE
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E

Yo I'm out.

>>9275501
It's texture and an umbrella. You put the lettuce under the burger so the juices don't fucking melt the bottom bun; then you get the crunch which adds a layer of mouth feel.

Same reason the L is in a BLT.

>>9207830
The broth is fine but those tendon meatballs are gross as fuck. Canned shit is better than that. Fucking vomit inducing garbage.

I've given it several chances at different places and it's all the same shit. Nope.

>>9189752
I need them in family outings. I'll take my fiance out with her family for a "dinner out" for say her moms birthday. I get like 15-20 minutes deep until I need to remove myself and smoke because her family is fucking bonkers.

I smoke, haters gonna hate, but family outings basically demand smoke breaks. Interestingly, when out with friends who are comfortable and well mannered I can eat and drink for hours without even thinking about smoking.

>>9142889

>Eating or drinking something in the grocery store before paying for it.

Fucking kill yourself.

>Grabbing a ticket at a fish or deli counter, standing there, and then not knowing what you want when it's your turn.

Jump off a bridge.

>incorporated

>>9088531
>sugar
I didn't even mention sugar.

>>9067763
> cold, unspreadable butter with diminished taste

You're a vegitarian or a vegan? Cool. Just don't force me to give up meat and nutrients my body needs.

You eat meat? Great. Quit being a faggot and force feeding people shit they don't want.

I don't know why the fuck you guys go out of your way to force your lifestyle choices on others. It's pretty fucking silly.

>halloween is ruined tier
>starbursts