/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>18394352
THE MUFFIN MAN!!!!

The amount of steak haters in this thread disgusts me

>>10639159
D i s g u s t i n g. S p i c s.

>>9632180
PONY NIGGERS GET OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

my dad fuckin buys his favorite bread in bulk and freezes the fucking shit so it doesn't spoil
how do I defrost frozen bread so that it's in the exact state it would be in if you just got it from the store?
the toaster does not fucking work because it crisps up the outside before the inside is entirely thawed
God fucking shit I just want fucking fluffy bread, fuck you Dad

>>8610885
YOU SAID IT WAS THE FUCKING CAT'S INSTAGRAM NOT YOURS YOU FAGGOT RRREEEEEE LET ME SEE YOUR CUTE FUCKONG CAT NIGGER

IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA DHOW ME YOUR CAT THEN WHY DID YOU MENTION HIM THANK YOU FOR RUINING MY DAY

>in line at starbucks just to get a quick small black coffee
>every single faggot ass nu male in front of me is ordering a Venti Dirty Chai Tea Soy No Whip 120 degrees + Sugar Free Vanilla that takes 20 min to make

starbucks needs to fuck off

>>8206675
I would have slain them both in cold blood.

>bake nine sweer potatoes
>turn oven off
>let them cool down for a few hours
>cut into one
>it's not quite cooked
>none of them are quite cooked

Are they safe to eat? If not, can I just bake them again?

>out on first date with gril
>I'm disgusted by seafood
>just seeing it and smelling it makes me almost vomit
>she decides to order lobster
>make up a story about how im deathly allergic to shellfish and that getting intimate later that night will be out of the question if she eats the lobster
>she calls my bluff and gets pissed and walks out
>server brings out my chicken and her lobster
>tell server she had to leave because of an emergency and to take the lobster far away from me
>I still had to pay for that vile demon bug

>tfw line cook
>tfw you would fucking LOVE your job if your original head chef didn't get transferred to another branch of your restaurant

I miss him so much

>"Healthy" tv chef
>Here's how you get kids to eat vegetables
>Get half a can of beetroot and make it into an entire full fat high refined sugar and carbohydrate high GI high cal chocolate cake
Or
>Take all these vegetables
>Blend them and strain the fibre out
>Add sugar
>Freeze them
>Wa la Popsicles
>See how healthy your kids are, just gotta hide those veges in there :^)

>"Healthy" tv chef
>Here's how you get kids to eat vegetables
>Get half a can of beetroot and make it into an entire full fat high refined sugar and carbohydrate low GI high cal chocolate cake
Or
>Take all these vegetables
>Blend them and strain the fibre out
>Add sugar
>Freeze them
>Wa la Popsicles
>See how healthy your kids are, just gotta hide those veges in there :^)

>>6320210
All us REEE guys should hang out together. REEE guy meet up in london. Who interested?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>6314696
>noms

>tfw accidentally buy zucchini instead of squash