/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>9574147
>Australians 14+

Poll discarded.

>>9530672
>That idiotic fucking name

>>9496517
Honestly I'd love to

>>9472133
>Someone forgot to take their meds today.

It's time to close the computer, anon. Go ask your mom for your pills.

This thread is how I know this place has gone to fucking hell. /ck/ used to be fairly proud of the fact that they knew culinary differences and general knowledge about food. Now you idiots don't care about anything as long as you can shovel it into your gaping maws and make a turd out of it. Fuck you.

>>9399365
Wait. TV licenses are a real thing? Wtf

>>9383756
>shopping at Costco

>tfw when the food is too spicy!

>tfw put too much sugar in the bolognese

>>9299399
This isn't debate class. In real life people can just tell you to fuck off and be done with it.

>>9271615
No, never. I rub my raw chicken hands all over my body and then lick the delicious raw chicken and body fluids off in the throes of ecstasy.

>>9246743
This is really fucking stupid bait.

Whats the most questionable shit youve eaten?
>made spaghetti and meatballs
>theres a lot of meatballs and tomato sauce leftover but no spaghetti
>decide to make a meatball sub
>get the bread
>realize as im assembling this ugly poor people sandwich, I didnt refrigerate the meatballs for 5 days
>just sat on the counter
>sandwich is already done, might as well slap on the provolone and put it in the oven
>tasted great
>10 hours later im locked to the toilet shitting for close to 2 hours now

its like fire and brimstone exiting my ass

>set the timer on microwave oven
>press 'clear' instead of 'start' on accident

Just smashed a 6 pack of Lagunitas Maximus, working on some Allagash Hoppy Table Beer.

I hate being sober.

>>7904574
This
What the fuck are you doing op? Learn how to cook for christ's sake.
People who "try new menu items" at fast food joints are barely a tier above crack addicts on the societal chain of hierarchy.
If you're going to overpay for something. At least make sure it's a poppin restaurant you can rub in people's faces or at least get some pussy at the end of the night with.

I literally only eat salt and vinegar chips. All other chips sicken me just to think about. I hate chips in general, but salt and vinegar mmmf something about them just oOoOoO baby holy shit. I'm hard just thinking about them.