/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19325530
duh.

>>19269526
I loved this thread until I noticed an asshole like you. Otherwise, I'm super-happy about the whole thing.

>>19149224
>post some other food hacks already
OK: when making Alfredo, instead of creating to sauce in a separate pan, make it on the noodles. Drain your noodles, throw them in the same pan you sauteed the meat in, add pats of butter, give them a minute, then stir. Now ad your shredded hard cheese. If you're inclined, add a little cream.
Stir.
Congrats, one less pan to clean.

>>18966919
>clean my ass with a toothpick
You'd like that, wouldn't you?
I'd rather bring an electric toothbrush, and give you a proper cleansing.

>MW and hot sauce was fine
You're not just a bad person, you're bad at being a person.

>how do I make chicken gravy with a dry chicken breast
Jesus, you just don't belong on /ck/.
Go to youtube, learn to cook, and someday you might belong here.

>>18922272
I know, right?
Good times.

>>18872501
>hopefully my order will basically never be wrong.
Oh my GAWD!!!!!!
You're going to be one of the first to starve to death when the economy collapses.

>>18786665
>pretending curry isn't intrinsically pathetic
All my shiggy-diggy, Bonglander.

>>18717113
Das right, Mane.

>>18638470
>You called me out on my bullshit, you must actually be from Chicago.
Guess again.
Except for driving through, I've never even been there.

>>18585663
That's not me.
Believe it or not, more than one person here doesn't like you.

>>18539275
"Still cooking?"
I would have assumed these things were cooked at a factory, frozen, shipped and re-heated at the store.
My current fave is taquitos, though I'll always have a soft spot for 7-11's beef and bean burrito and heat-lamp pizza.
Back in the 80's, they had a "pizza burrito" I liked, but first they changed the formula, then dropped it altogether.

>>18386688

>>18277444
THIS

>>18049965
>you just described notabigmac.
https://www.google.com/search?q=big+mac+special+sauce
Click on "What is Big Mac special sauce made of?"

>>17214954
>whoever wins, we lose
BK wins, you lose, the enlightened win.

>>16995531
I'll never forget the day I learned fried bologna makes little sombreros.

>>16776273
>stop responding to me
Wow, I didn't know you were the king of the internet, my apologies.
Still gotta ask, do you have a myspace page?

>>16767848
>>16767863
>>16767874
Thanks!