/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>19371649
>According to South China Morning Post

>>18073861
WHERE'S THE PASTA?

>there are people in this world who buy pre-boiled rice with some flavorings and stabilizers in a plastic sack for 400% minimum markup
>they're in this very thread

>>13524238
>in one orecchiette and out the other.

>>11726688
You fake Restaurant Americans make me sick. Restaurant American day isn't just about serving people pizza it's about banging waitress in the walk in and buying wholesale produce.I bet you've never even had a health inspection. Fucking hell

>>9421285
>They have no flavor
How to spot a pleb, the post

>>9365364
>Only three peppers
>Calling it dragon's breath

>>9315846
Man, I just finished sweating out my second day dry after a week of binging.

Pretty sure my liver just can't take malt liquor any more. I'm working all day shifts three days in a row, and the fatigue was killing me on the first day.

This might be it for me. No more nights spent blotto

>It tastes amazing
No it doesn't.

>>8741290
Exactly the reason why I can't stand you guys

>>8608938
What's the problem? Elote is great
>out come the Doritos
...
This won't end well

>>8119239
dude that is a criminally small amount of sauce

how long does a pot of that shit last you? 4 years?

>>7986203
>buttmad enough to reply
ok

Wow, this is truly unbelievable. How can a man be such a.. wow I don't even know how I should call him because on Insult would not be enough for this absolutely appropriated behavior. He's rude, he's greedy, he is ungrateful and on top of all this, he acts with this shitty attitude as if he would be superior from a moral and rational point of view. I really hope that one day he tries to fuck with the wrong guy and gets his stupid face punched into an ugly mosaic. What a douche. Seriously, this really made me mad.

>>7736259
>>7736247
pls do not be rude

>>7153211
>You're not counting calories accurately, or you are simultaneously lowering your activity level drastically. If you maintain the same level of activity then it is physically impossible to gain weight while cutting calories. It can't happen. Period.

stop. you have no experience coaching or giving dietary advice to healthy people. it doesnt work that way for people who arent fat. homeostasis is a motherfucker when you arent fat. pls go back to /fit/ and argue abotu squat depth while you sit in your extra wide fat chair.

>>6738304
>come to a greens thread
>bok choy

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>>6321676

>hey guise watch this!!!111
>you fucked up
>s-shut up ur s-stupid!

Can't even back your own bullshit up, 0/10.

>be me
>go to a bar known for making sandwiches from mostly local ingredients
>get the special (a blt with a smoked salmon layer sounds good)
>bread tastes like shit
Hey barkeep what's up with this bread?
>i ask because I would like to avoid this bakery in the future if possible
Oh its a gluten-free ciabatta from (whogivesashit) bakery
>...

When will this meme end? I don't want to eat your trash bread.