/ck/ - Food & Cooking

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Don't fall for the victorinox meme

Eaten everything on that list. Only thing I wouldn't purposely eat again is snails, but if someone offered me one at a restaurant, I'd probably still eat it.

>>11749114
His original show is full of misinformation. His new show is him going through everything he did wrong in his old show while reading articles from Cook's Illustrated and Serious Eats. Might as well skip the annoying cunt go to his sources directly.

>>10508643
>choosing to eat a salty booger over sweet lobster meat

I love runny eggs but I always feel ill after just a bite or two. The only compromise is cooking them until they're a little gelly.

>>6584254
I leave /ck/ for a few months and this is what I get when I return...

>>6435165
>*meh*
>meh
>namefagging
>tripfagging
>all the previous mentioned things

You should fucking kill yourself.

>be yesterday
>haven't seen my mom in 2 years but she invites me over for easter dinner (we aren't religious but we still do stupid holiday shit sometimes)
>go over and expect it to just be the family
>helping my mom make the food and everything is looking good
>hear knock at the door
>"Oh it must be them!"
>mom's whitetrash friends come over (the son literally doesn't even have a shirt on and the dad/son are both walking in with a budweiser in their hands)
>want to kill myself because I have associated with these asshats before and know it's going to be hell
>fuck it and go back to what I was doing
>hear the mom talking to my mom
>"Oh yea I made some pasta salad and some strawberry cheesecake salad!"
>vomit in my mouth a little bit
>every time I hear strawberry cheesecake salad I go back and remember the fatass bitch making "kit-kat lasagna" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SypF2eM_q8Q
>the pasta salad is literally macaroni noodles with some shitty creme sauce that smells like the black death
>strawberry cheesecake salad just looks like a melted cheesecake in a bowl with some hard chunks of something in it

I wanted to kill myself. They stayed for 8 hours when they said they were only going to be there for 2-3. I had to talk to these faggots. Wanted to talk shit about them and tell them to shut the fuck up multiple times but I didn't want to look rude in front of my mom (was raised with very southern values so I never act like an ass or curse in front of my parents). Now I realize why I haven't talked/seen my mom in 2 years.

Kill me /ck/

>>6332829
Kek, you're this guy

>>6312006