/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>13063322
>You're still going to need assistance walking to the bathroom and pulling down your pants to take a shit, you deluded fuck,.
>pulling down your pants
>pants
>assuming I'm planning on wearing any
>assuming even if I'm wearing pants and cant pull them down I'm not just going to shit myself and have someone else deal with the aftermath
>assuming lib-cucked society of the future would have the balls to do anything to some pantsless granddad happily shitting in his yard whilst shouting at his 25yo wife from Boracay.


You've seriously got to look at life differently my friend. Check your vitamin D levels, they could be affecting your outlook.

I'm fucking looking forward to my old age

>be 2100
>grilling up a box of dog dicks in my trailer
>nation of soibois taxed through the nose paying my social security
>super low payouts
>don't give a fuck cos all I eat is dog dicks anyway
>Elliza and Maricar happily mop my feces and tickle my balls - they need that 1st world visa
>still shitposting on 4chan

It's gonna be awesome.