/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>the father is satan and he tricked the jews into worshiping him. satan created the earth and humans to rule over and maintain it for him. he took a sadistic pleasure in this, but being a god of evil he accidentally created good through allowing himself to feel pleasure thus the holy spirt manifested. at first pleasure was bound to acts of sadism but it grew and began to liberate itself from it. satan begat christ to combat the holy spirit and mislead his subjects by instructing them to forgo the pleasures of the holy spirit. this was in vain as christs powers began to wane and people saw through the illusion. to forgo pleasure and create works is to labor on behalf of satan. so the holy spirit possessed some brewers and gave the the knowledge of distillation. distillation allowed the holy spirit to manifest in its purest for as liquid light, also known as white lightning. the spirit possessed the meek and homeless so that they would preach the gospel of the holy spirit. its cardinal virtues being inebriation, sloth, and cynical gadflying