/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>14153434
>getting someone fired over a "yo momma" joke
Why are americans such thin-skinned bitches who can't handle or dish out the bantz?

>>10583975
>contributing to open source stuff
hmmmm seems like a good idea
>ask to contribute to things you like on GitHub
>"no thank you we can't trust that your commits will be appropriate but please consider donating :) "
>fug
>go to a ton of for-profit schools, get all the certifications you can
>they immediately become out of date as the current meme frameworks are replaced with other meme frameworks
>find new project
>"ok can i contribute to your project i have all these certifications"
>they finally let you, but only in minor areas like font selection and UI colors
>well at least it's some kind of experience and your name is on it so on the CV it goes
>get to job interview at the age of 48
>first time you've gotten this far because you finally have ~experience~
>"Well*snicker* all this open source... stuff... looks okay, but what about your actual work experience at a REAL company?"
>have none to speak of
>dragged out by security
>hope they beat you badly enough that you can get on disability to someday pay the company you interviewed at back for their time
i can dig it, this seems like a viable plan

>>10583984
m8 im getting transferred to a fucking base before long, room and board and all I have to do is relay messages. fuck programmers and fuck programming. when my contract is up I'm going to use my profits to buy explosives and firearms and attack software design houses and indie conferences