/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>15443555
why cat no like orange

>>12433703
>pop

>>11896077
Little did they know their literally long, rivalry that awaited them. Beware the day tacgnol returns.
>>11894898
There's a correlation between weed and your house or apartment having drinking glasses filled with mold, days old delivery food everywhere, floors that haven't been cleaned in at least a month, stained everything, and desks and possibly floors piled high with stuff you refuse to put away or throw away because you don't care to take care of things beyond showering before work so you can go home and get high or curl up and watch TV, or play games for 10 minutes before you forget how.

>>11517689
>>11515781
>Tfw your Uncle had Chinese yesterday
I knew that fucker was a kike

>working drive thru payment window (typically the first window of a 2 window drive thru, the 2nd window is where they give you your food)
>OK ma'am your total is going to come out to $13.02
>customer fumbles around in wallet, pulls out a 20
>i notice she has a collection of what appears to be a bunch of "drive thru spare change" in her cup holder
>uh, ma'am, do you have 2 pennies in there?
>she looks at me in disgust for a moment, apparently in shock that I would request such a thing. She's looking at me like I asked for her first born child
>she obliges, looks around her car for some change (not sure how she forgot about/didn't notice her huge change collection)
>finally gets 2 pennies out
>I give her back 7 bucks
>her eyes widen, looks like she's visibly shaken
>"ohmaigawd that's amazing I didn't know you could do that, does it work with all money?"
>u-uh I don't follow you miss, do you mean with different currencies? Yes it works with pesos
>"no I mean can you do that with any amount of change?"
>say yes, she pulls up to the 2nd window, and before the next car can pull up go to my manager tell him to mail my last check to my house cuz I quit

I enrolled in community College like a week after I quit. I then finished an associate's degree, transfered to a 4 year university, and recently graduated with a bachelor's. I'd like to think that lady saved my life and changed it for the better.

>>10531695
>wanting so goddamned many posts that things quickly get pushed off page 10
Go back to whatever hell you came from.

>>10478281

>>10444158
She looks like a black Barbie. How goddamned much makeup does she have on?

>>10429084
>Her hips and breasts are too large

>>10408510
>doesn't capitalize the beginning of the sentence
>bothers to put undereducated in quotations though and end with a period
>and start the next sentence with a capital letter before using commas, then missing apast-
Fuck it. This has to be a troll.

>>10287050
I find it disheartening the soyboy has channellocks and you can't identify them.

Would you like to make him a sandwich?

>>10179207
Nah, despite being fairly straight I am a drama queen. No stress involved, I just like describing things in a unique fashion.

Though I did have a friend I had a date with introduce me to her fat friend who sabotaged our date so she cold ask me out, which ruined their friendship. And our friendship never recovered. Don't trust fat women; they will consume you.

>>10044294
You ever think you were being taken advantage of by a weirdo?

>>9926458
>your gun-toting
Though lethal, old technology, and apparently a contender with the claw-hammer.
>cheese melting
Cheese is a flavorful way to adhere things together. Also, try fondue, Spanish garlic, or French onion soup.
>Republican
Democratic Republic. Pure democracies have even more problems working on a large and geographically/culturally massive scale.
>inbred
Are you insulting me or complimenting my sister? Either way you're mistaken.

>>9756768

>>7495301
>Is jelly different from jam?

The Company That Owns Taco Bell Is Launching A Banh Mi Sandwich Shop

http://www.businessinsider.com/yum-brands-launches-banh-shop-2014-6

>mfw