/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>Ask African girl out on date
>Try to impress her by finding a restaurant of the cuisine of her country so she can show me her favorite dishes and teach me more about her culture
>Turns out the owners are from a rival ethnic group with a history of mutual genocide and they spend the whole night arguing

>>19783158
that's a nice website, i miss my parents too. i'm near this place so might aswell give them some business

>be younger
>stocking shelves with coworker
>he wasn't the brightest but i loved talking with him
>we start talking about beef jerky, as you would
>he mentions how the little seasoning packet that they come with tastes nasty as fuck
>my faces when
I had known him for a long time; he was 100% not joking. I hope you're doing alright, James.

>>18704696
Man I remember when it was 25 dollars
>Can't find it under 45 now

>>14970525
>He pulls away a slice
>All the cheese falls out of the center

Very triggering

>>13525623
>your gf
>your bf
>your

>Parents refused to buy snack foods for me as a kid

>mfw I missed out on all these awesome 90s snacks

>>11215915
This isn't a fucking pencil! Am I taking crazy pills?

>>11177099
>tfw white and can't consume any dairy

>>11154977
I still feel bad because I took a bite out of my brothers volcano burrito and he replied "well you took a bite out of it, it's yours now you pig etc etc", I told him I'd buy him one next time we were there

There was no next time because they ripped it off the menu

tfw fat drug addict
tfw fried my taste buds by smoking a pack a day for a year and a half and by smoking the jewish dude lmao for basically 6 years straight
tfw hate my life and want to change but lack discipline
tfw no better than these soywars loving rick and morty saturday morning cereal bowl fools
eating high only helps me keep it down at this point, if i don't smoke i just feel nauseous. don't do it, drugs make you gay.

>>10557372
>jalapenos
>hot

I'm OP but maybe the sterotype is true after all...

>>10407174
Legitimately sad. What was the point of posting this Anon.

>>10145720
literally WAKE UP SHEEPLE time
holy shit

>>10133758

>>10106715
There's fucking kiddies starving to death in the Yemen.

>>10100003
>>10099902
These sure are some statements.