/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>12686779
>go to taqueria at end of my block
>food sucks but it's cheap
>always the same cashier, cute shortstack Latina with big tits
>tip well, don't complain about shitty food
>she always smiles when I come in, makes small talk and carries my food out to my table instead of calling it out from the counter like she does for other customers
>tfw I'm engaged so flirting with her just makes me feel guilty

sucks to get old, boys

>>10278221
This one is hyper cheerful too. From Cambridge grad journalist to alcoholic, homeless corpse.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=tW6N5PssPGw

https://youtube.com/watch?v=RJ0q6-fY6y0

>had to finally leave my house to replace my bank card so i could buy more beer and groceries
>at the bank, feel stressed the entire time
>whip out my wallet to produce id when asked, teller asks if it's handmade
>"yeeeah-- tape"
>feel genuine anxiety at this point
>go back home quickly and stressed out the whole way

i think im developing agoraphobia

>>9655271
theyre literally not, withdrawal is literally going into shock due to changes in your body chemistry from suddenly not having to process alcohol anymore

hangovers are usually just mild dehydration and poop problems

>>9655544
hair of the dog works the same way a morning cup of coffee works; it gets your digestive system going a bit

>>9655570
get pizza from a proper local pizzaria instead of shitty corporate food

>>9643894
>so non-miserable a fair amount of the time
Is that all there is to look forward to?

>>9530508
Oh the humanity

Nm dude. You know how to fix this. Get drunk and do it again.

Fuck me I miss my car so much. It's been a year, still two years to go, and my insurance premium is going to be absolutely insane after 2 DUIs; on the second of which I blew something like 4 times over the limit and was rekt on a cocktail of other shit too.
I'm thinking about buying a hayabusa. Now. License or not. Taking off the plates, and riding the 300 miles, drunk, at 200mph, to my grandfather's grave, then sitting there drinking moonshine with him before ODing on lorazepam.

>budget is $20 for a week
>want to meet all nutritional needs and not need a multivitamin
>want to do as little cooking as possible
>don't mind eating the same meal every day or juggling the same few meals
>needs to be something that is impossible to fuck up because I can't cook

What do I buy and make? Save my life /ck/