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>>17728960
Microwave eggs, 9PM edition.

Ingredients:
Microwave
1 egg
Mug (preferably depicting a picturesque Hawaii)
Timer (in-kit w/ microwave)

Steps:
>Open microwave door
>Place whole egg into mug
>Place mug-egg complex on the turntable
>Set timer of 5 minutes
>Return to pc and gaze longingly at photos of the anime girls that have animal ears and tails tacked on...
>Hear small explosion
>Hustle to microwave and see mess
>Clean up yolk and white mixed with egg shell

**Alternative: Microwave eggs, nursed edition

Ingredients:
Microwave
1 egg
Mug (whichever is available)
Timer (in-kit w/ microwave)
Spices

Steps:
>Crack egg into mug of choice
>Open microwave door
>Place mug-egg complex on the turntable
>Set timer of 30 seconds
>View future meal with eyes of a hawk
>Hear timer, open door, stir WIP meal
>Set timer of 30 seconds
>View future meal with eyes of a hawk
>Hear timer, open door, stir meal
>Add spices of choice
>Enjoy

>hurr durr you can cook eggs in the microwave

Thanks, you fucking faggots