/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>bought light roast Ethiopian
>tastes completely different to coffee I drank in the past
Alright, you got me.

perfectly crafted bait, sir. well done, easily 9/10. almost ideal, lacks of shitstains on the carpet but since photos arent yours, anyway. bravo!

>>15237474
dangerously based

>>12515012
Insightful answer

>>7436099
Good job my friend, you sure showed him

>>5880724

>>5287367
best comment in the tread/10

>>4798101
Fuck. Well gents /thread. We just got maximum trolled. Bravo friend, bravo.
10/10 would rustle my jimmies again

>>4332681
That is a rather narrow view of the truly wonderful dishes presented in this thread. Where you see 'plain fish', 'plain plates', and 'plain sides', I see a beautiful performance with a cast of colorful ingredients, directed by the dedicated folk of /ck/. Each ingredient dances from pot to pan to plate, pouring their own flavors and textures into the dish. These contestants of culinary conquest craft the colorful, majestic, and down-right delicious dish that is the symbol of their minds most magnificent vision brought to life, then presented gracefully before their peers. These dishes are unique and immaculate ensembles that could make even the most refined of gentlemen pant like a dog in the hot summer sun. I personally applaud these contestants for their hard work and creativity.

>mother can't cook
>puts packet of powdered gravy in saucepan
>adds random amount of water
>doesn't stir. ever.
>watches tv for 20 minutes, ignoring pops and fizzles coming from kitchen
>wonders why it doesn't look like the picture on the packet