/ck/ - Food & Cooking

>>16978280
Physically-handicapped sperm is a delicacy, anon

>>11349989
if you ate enough tortillas then it's probably just better to get them from a local mexican bakery, dough doesn't keep more than a day before it affects the end product, but the fresh tortillas will keep for a week and hardly be any different

>>11349986
>>11349994
juicero already went bankrupt and the prices were even more ridiculous than the tortilla maker, look up AvE juicero on youtube

i've never had stomach problems from fast food. i am not sure what people are doing to get the shits from it. is it all the fiber?

lots of places near where i live are resorting to putting misleading business hours and then closing the kitchen but having beer and wine and non-kitchen stuff like bread only because they don't have a real liquor license. it's bullshit. if i wanted alcohol i'd go to a bar. probably has something to do with taxes so they can write off more shit or something

>>11035364
i like sitting in the trolly

Maverik's sandwiches and wraps are good. I lived off of those fucking sodium bombs when I worked graveyard shifts as a mechanic in a railyard.

ITT gross confessions that you can't tell anyone because if you did they would probably kill you.

Once I had a family reunion at my cousin's house down in Louisiana, right? We usually don't get together unless someone dies, so this was a first for all of us. Anyways, my cousins ask of I'll make the chicken salad finger sandwiches for everyone while they go out and shoot a deer for the stew later. They took the car, so I'm stuck in this house that's on 5 story-high stilts in the bayou with no one and no stores around. I couldn't find any chunk chicken, so I used cans of chicken flavored cat food, covered it in onion powder, mixed it with mayonnaise, dill pickle relish, garlic powder, and a lone chicken flavored packet belonging to an instant ramen bag. I put the bowl of this stuff in the fridge to chill. My cousins come back, and she dips her finger in this catfood-mayo concoction, tastes it, and tells me it's amazing.
I made finger sandwiches for everyone.
They loved it.

>>9371772
Fat fuck american, lose weight

did fren do gud?