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>>20239071
>>20239122
lmao, so predictable. What a dumb zoomer August is.

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>>18203864
but the best camaraderie

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>>18141390
ask an adult, and get out of the kitchen before you hurt yourself.2SXN8R

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>>17630443
>glorified open-air microwave

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What are some underrated ja/ck/ videos?

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>>17510001
>>17509577
>>17512005
I contacted some local corn growers and seed providers and they told me which type of corn seeds to use.

Thank you for your help!

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>>17257728
>Eggs: a bunch
>Sugar: what's needed
>Flour: what's needed
Based grandma.

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>>17190423
>6 'tone
>2 'doro

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>>17176978
a connoisseur!

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>>16921252
no, he's ja/ck/ level.
>i can smell his BO over youtube.
>always shouting, must have bb-carrot sized peepee

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>>16901551
literally
>w0t m8

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>>16295187
>low iq and high iq just wing it.
that's right brudda

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I wish I could kidnap Jack. I’d wait until he was filming a Jack on the Go episode and I’d make my move. I would distract Tammy away from the scene by throwing a brick through their stupid fucking car, then I’d approach Jack. I’d tell him the time has come for me to review him, at which point I would whip out the chloroform and tell the snuffling pig to take a good long sniff.

Once out for the count, and having used a whole bottle to drop the fat fuck, I’d have him wheeled out back and loaded onto a forklift.

Taking him down to my basement I’d ensure he was held down and restrained with plenty of chains to prevent the fat fuck jiggling.

‘Wh-Whaaissrhishh’ he would slurr. Attempting to wave his stroke arm, for I left it unrestricted, it is useless to him after all.

As he comes to, I begin to show off the various tools I’ll be reviewing with him: the Graty, the SlapChop, the Big City Slider Station, the Meat Claws, you name it we’re reviewing it.

His screams would never be heard in the soundproof room, and Tammy would only have just waddled back from the car to realise he’s missing.

I fire up my blowtorch to begin the cook. I tell him my first step is to make slow cooker pulled pork as I eye up his belly.

I equip the meat claws.

‘Come on in close’ I say, grinning malevolently.

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I wish I could kidnap Jack. I’d wait until he was filming a Jack on the Go episode and I’d make my move. I would distract Tammy away from the scene by throwing a brick through their stupid fucking car, then I’d approach Jack. I’d tell him the time has come for me to review him, at which point I would whip out the chloroform and tell the snuffling pig to take a good long sniff.

Once out for the count, and having used a whole bottle to drop the fat fuck, I’d have him wheeled out back and loaded onto a forklift.

Taking him down to my basement I’d ensure he was held down and restrained with plenty of chains to prevent the fat fuck jiggling.

‘Wh-Whaaissrhishh’ he would slurr. Attempting to wave his stroke arm, for I left it unrestricted, it is useless to him after all.

As he comes to, I begin to show off the various tools I’ll be reviewing with him: the Graty, the SlapChop, the Big City Slider Station, the Meat Claws, you name it we’re reviewing it.

His screams would never be heard in the soundproof room, and Tammy would only have just waddled back from the car to realise he’s missing.

I fire up my blowtorch to begin the cook. I tell him my first step is to make slow cooker pulled pork as I eye up his belly.

I equip the meat claws.

‘Come on in close’ I say, grinning malevolently.

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You alright there sport?

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What's his best dish?

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I don’t understand how anyone forgets this legend

https://youtu.be/ItcgIIGeFnc

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What's your favorite cooking show?

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JUST

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https://youtu.be/mPerVxRYUZY

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rip

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>>11215805
This video is absolutely precious.
He is so clueless and nothing works out.
He can't pour a single thing without spilling, everything is over or undercooked.
Nothing ends up tasting good.
Still it is the most precious thing I have watched in a long time.

Please, enjoy this gem.


https://youtu.be/KMd-kAppXBg

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Just recieved the news. Rest in peace to this wonderful man, the world is going to feel a lot less nicer without your cooking to brighten it up.

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