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I get Sasha Grey vibes from Tay Tay. Porn when?

>>9891543
A little torture never hurt anyone.
Besides, girls love rape and torture, it secretly turns them on. Poor wickwe Tay Tay swizzlette is blatantly gagging for a brutal shagging.

Day SEVEN without alcohol. Horey Christ.
Does this mean I'm almost human now? Amidoinitrite, world? Do I get to have friends who aren't in prison 50% of the time, get to journey through life without being in constant agony and a state of abject terror, be a multi millionaire and slosh my saucisson sauces betwixt the reproductive regions of little Miss taytay jizzy swizznizzle?
I do get these things, right? Because at the moment I seem to be doing little more than laying on the floor, curled up in agony, coughing up entire lungs and fantasising relentlessly about injecting a gallon of vodka into my heart.
I'll give it another ten minutes. If I'm not rolling around in gold and boobs, I'm relapsing.

>>9365874
Heroin doesn't feel as nice. Pharmaceutical grade diamorphine doesn't feel as nice. Being rimmed by Zoe Kimball while Emma Watson sucked you off and you licked finest Peruvian coke from taytay swizzlet's tongue wouldn't feel as nice.

I insist that I draw everyone's attention to the appropriate extent of the sheer loveliness of this young lady's boobies.

Life IS worth living.